Secret Agents

Become a BTDB Secret Agent

It’s simple, all you have to do is be a regular submitter of bluetooth douchebag pictures and I’ll officially crown you as a BTDB secret agent.

I see some T-Shirts in the near future but want to get a few people in the crew before making them.  Once you submit several pictures then I’ll send you a free t-shirt so you can strike fear in the hearts of those that ignore their conscious and continue to wear their bluetooth headsets in public.

-Brian

Current BTDB Secret Agents

Yimmy the Tulip: He’s our top agent here and has been submitting pictures from day one.  I get about 1-2 pictures a week from this dedicated agent.  One of his favorite and most successful spots is QT (Quiktrip).

Aaron: Aaron has begun specializing in bus pictures in the Phoenix area and is our number 1 public transportation BTDB secret agent.

Jaxs: Jaxs has snapped BTDB pictures anywhere from a Diamondbacks game to the local Fry’s supermarket.  She’s quickly becoming one of the top agents and might give Yimmy the Tulip a run for his money soon.

Nikki: Nikki’s pictures are consistently high rated and she was the one behind the infamous “in the club” shot heard round the world.

Travis Jacobsen: Travis became an honorary secret agent since he submitted the first Disneyland douchebag, what an amazing find!

Beer Man Chris: Another fan of the QT hunting grounds, this guy is off to a quick start with several submissions!

Photo Mike: Mike resides in Miami, one of the premier places for bluetooth douchebag sightings and not only does he send me pictures on a regular basis, but he’s been helping spread the word to all his friends!  Thanks Mike!

Skippy Matador: Based in Miami, this guy finds BTDBs left and right.  His specialty has become Five Guys burgers where he grabbed this epic shot the same day I grabbed one at the Five Guys in Phoenix!

Haruuur: Our neighbor to the north, Brandon Harrar, is a regular contributor and has a very steady hand, providing some of the clearest and best shots of bluetooth douchebags.  He’s officially our first international secret agent! Check him out on Twitter @haruuur