Bluetooth Douchebag

Douchebags who think bluetooth headsets make them cool & important

About BTDB

FINALLY!

You see them all over the place and now you can finally do something about publicly humiliating those hands free douchebags and bluetooth douches you see running rampant around the airports, restaurants and Scottsdale AZ!

I’m a Hypocrite!

Yes, it’s true, I actually use a Bluetooth headset.  In fact I use the number one rated Aliph Jawbone…but before you get all huffy puffy and start sending me hate mail I’ll let you know that I use it in two places, 1. my home office and 2. in the car.  Those are called “acceptable places” as opposed to walking around the local Starbucks or airport like so many people do who you begin to even question whether they have a cell phone hooked up to it or just want to feel important wearing their birkenstocks with socks.

Just so there’s no confusion

Here’s a list of acceptable and unacceptable places that you can be a bluedouche:

Acceptable Places To Use

  • In the car – for safety purposes of course, it’s even the law in some states
  • At home
  • In your office with the door closed
  • If you’re in a wheelchair or have prosthetic arms
  • NEW! In a hospital bed, best of luck to @fbeaman’s father
  • If you’re Leslie Cochran, wherever you want!

Unacceptable places to use

  • In the airport, it causes confusion
  • While talking to someone face to face, it’s rude
  • At dinner
  • On a date
  • At K-Momo
  • While parusing the hotpants section at TJ-Maxx
  • At a wedding
  • On the golf course
  • At the beach
  • On covers of magazines!
  • Starbucks

If you can think of any other places where it’s unacceptable to use please let me know and I’ll expand my list.  Most importantly, SUBMIT PICTURES!

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  • Tanya77
    Your site is awesome. I wish this was a Tumblr.com site so your posts would show up on my dashboard. Maybe you'll consider adding a Tumblr account??
  • I actually do have a Tumblr account that I'm trying to have updated automatically but haven't had much luck:
    http://bluetoothdouchebag.tumblr.com/
  • Dennis
    Some one needs to check out the new season of 24. Everybody and I mean everybody on the show is a BTDB!!!
  • Cats
    Hi, just a suggestion:

    Are the remarks on each douchebag's taste in clothes or physical appearance really necessary? I'm all for bashing bluetooth douchebags but maybe we all should leave out how people look or dress... I mean, who are we to judge? There are some very important, powerful, rich and/or influential people in this world who have strange tastes concerning clothes or who generally "look funny". I mean, look at The Beatles back in the day...

    What do you think about my suggestion? Please let me know.

    Keep up the good work, I despise all bluetooth douchebagginess!
  • I appreciate the suggestion. Is there a post in particular you're referring to? I think I've been pretty fair to everyone on the site.
  • Cats
    Hello again.

    Well I'll try to name a few, just so you see what I mean:
    - "The Longer the Arms, the Bigger the Deals" - OK, so the guy is tall... what does that have to do with bluetooth douchebaggery? I probably would say something about the fact that BOTH HIS HANDS ARE FREE and his phone is RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM. Mentioning basketball doesn't help to give your site a better image.
    - "Which is More Stylish, My New Bluetooth Earpiece or My Stance?" OK, her stance and hair are weird... but it's not that that we BTDB-catchers should notice, it's just the fact that she is not in a situation that would require the headset. In a store? Is it THAT important to keep your hands free while shopping?
    - "The Ever Elusive Philly Mullet/Bluetooth Headset Combo" OK, the mullet is hilarious, but again it's the bluetooth douchebaggery we should be focused on, not the guy's hair.
    - "Sellin’ Ya Gas & Closin’ Deals in the Tokyo Market" This one might be a wee bit offensive to the asian community... I mean what if the man was Korean and not Japanese? One shouldn't suppose that "they" are all alike... and I think you'll agree that writing "Sellin' Ya Gas" for an Asian guy is a bit too much.

    I receive your updates regularly and laugh my ass off at the scenarios these people use their BT headsets in, and I'm sure 95% of the posts stick to the headset douchebagginess and not wisecracks at the BTDB's looks, clothes or job. Here in Europe I have seen some BTDBs, like guys just casually buying DVDs or whatever but I haven't yet seen the likeness of the craziness that is on BTDB.com!

    So in order to make a great website even better, my suggestion is to keep the remarks focused on the situations, the size and style of the headsets used inappropriately and the overall ludicrousness (does that word exist?) of the situation. I'm not the one getting offended here and I think Political Correctness is B.S. but since you do have sponsors on the site you might want to think if they want to be recognized as sponsors of a site that "may" have offensive remarks regarding people's looks, clothes or even race.

    Please don't take me wrong, I just needed to let you know my thoughts. Keep up the great work!
  • Rich
    Heard you on FM99 this morning in Norfolk then checked out your site. Great concept. Good luck.
  • Thanks man! I appreciate it!
  • BenjaminLotan
    Great blog. I love it. only i wish you didnt watermark the photos it's really pretty douchebaggy . maybe when you get enough readers you could take it off or make it smaller. great content though. also do you tweet your posts?
  • Glad you like it, good suggestions too. Honestly, if I didn't have to watermark each picture I'd save a ton of time but after seeing "HotChicksWithDouchebags.com" steal pictures from "TheDirty.com" when it was DirtyScottsdale.com back in the day, I figured I need to protect myself...I can probably be a little less obnoxious with the placement of the watermark.

    I do tweet my posts, follow me at Twitter.com/BTDB
  • BlutdurstigLiebe
    Wow this is retarded
  • Let me guess, you posted this comment from the airport where you're wearing your bluetooth headset and short selling with your stock broker.
  • Killer presentation at #ignitephx last night! LMAO!
  • Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it!
  • JeffBake/Cape May
    Good job. This is some funny shit. I will definitely keep tabs on you. Keep going with it. And, Fuck the losers, their pissed they didn't think of it.
  • Thanks man, glad you like the site. Just hoping I can go as viral as PeopleOfWalmart.com did...gotta spread the word about these douchebags!
  • JeffBake/Cape May
    Good job. This is some funny shit. I will definitely keep tabs on you. Keep going with it. And, Fuck the losers, their pissed they didn't think of it.
  • dgcaste
    You're a douchebag too, but this is fun to read!
  • HA! We all have a little douchebag in us at times, I'm certainly willing to admit it!
  • fuckyouanddie
    Who the fuck died and made you Tasha queen of losers who have no fucking life. Grow a life or just suck a double barreled shot gun and pull both triggers. What people choose to do is their own business, and it’s just sad you actually spend real time supporting this site.
  • Alright SLC punk (Aurora to be more specific), let's break it down for ya.

    First off, you don't need to put the same comment three times in order for me to hear you. Just from that I'm guessing you're one of those emo kids who wear all black and have safety pins holding their fucking NOFX patches onto their Jansport backpacks and still have a hard time getting noticed or having their voice heard because all you have time to do is feel sorry for yourself and cry while listening to AFI or whatever the fuck emo kids are listening to these days.

    Second, I'm not Tasha queen of losers...although she IS my friend and takes offense to that comment.

    Third, "Grow a life"?....I wouldn't have guessed that English is your second language but maybe you're also the type of emo kid that drops out of high school because life as a 15 year old is just too hard :( .

    Fourth, I didn't know double barrel shotguns had two triggers, that's kind of cool, although you're still an idiot because I really would only need to pull one trigger in order for your suicidal threat to work.

    Fifth, You are correct, what people choose to do IS their own business...which is why it's ironic you're attacking me for doing MY business of making fun of those who wear bluetooth earpieces in public like douchebags.

    Sixth, It's sad you took the time to comment on my blog three times. I plan on making money with this blog, what do you plan on doing?

    Thanks for venting and giving me the chance to tear you apart. I respect your right to post on my blog which is why I'm not deleting it (First amendment and all).

  • Name
    Yeah... and you're a wigger... and a douchebag, what makes you better than fuckyouanddie? Eh??? eh????
  • Wow, you're a smart person. You are right, I'm going to go reevaluate my life decisions now. Thanks for the insight.
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