Closin’ Deals & Wearin’ These Shades Since 1987

[ratings] The shades… the effin shades man… this guy has been closin’ deals since Zack Morris got the cell phone. Location: Verizon Store, Peoria AZ Submitted by: Beer Man Chris

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[ratings] The shades… the effin shades man… this guy has been closin’ deals since Zack Morris got the cell phone. Location: Verizon Store, Peoria AZ Submitted by: Beer Man Chris

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“I’m Handsfree, These Cables on This Wall Confuse Me”

[ratings] “Hmmm, this wall full of cables confuses me, I’m totally handsfree and from the future so I need someone to explain this…how do you say, USB cable to me.  Hey Apple store employee, you

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[ratings] “Hmmm, this wall full of cables confuses me, I’m totally handsfree and from the future so I need someone to explain this…how do you say, USB cable to me.  Hey Apple store employee, you

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A Bluetooth Headset Match Made in Heaven

[ratings] Either serendipity stepped in on this one and sat these two strangers together or they’re simply the most perfect bluetooth headset wearing couple I’ve ever seen.  If the dude with the aisle seat had

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[ratings] Either serendipity stepped in on this one and sat these two strangers together or they’re simply the most perfect bluetooth headset wearing couple I’ve ever seen.  If the dude with the aisle seat had

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From Miami to Phoenix Bluetooth Douchebags in Five Guys Burgers

Skippy Matador’s Picture in Miami’s Five Guys [ratings] BTDB Creator’s Picture in Phoenix’ Five Guys [singlepic id=577 w=525 h=600 float=center] [ratings] As you can see, just because I’m the creator of this website doesn’t make

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Skippy Matador’s Picture in Miami’s Five Guys [ratings] BTDB Creator’s Picture in Phoenix’ Five Guys [singlepic id=577 w=525 h=600 float=center] [ratings] As you can see, just because I’m the creator of this website doesn’t make

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“Sir, Please Wait for the “Close Deals” Sign to Illuminate Before Closing Deals”

[ratings] You know it’s just a matter of time before they add that or even replace the “no smoking” lights which have been obsolete for the last 30 years. Location: Chicago Submitted by: @whitejamesbrown

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[ratings] You know it’s just a matter of time before they add that or even replace the “no smoking” lights which have been obsolete for the last 30 years. Location: Chicago Submitted by: @whitejamesbrown

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Message From All Deli Workers – Take Out Bluetooth Headset When Ordering

[ratings] “If I have a larger order do I get a discount?  Oh, I’m sorry deli worker, I was just closing a big manufacturing deal on my bluetooth headset…I’ll have a bran muffin.” Location: A

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[ratings] “If I have a larger order do I get a discount?  Oh, I’m sorry deli worker, I was just closing a big manufacturing deal on my bluetooth headset…I’ll have a bran muffin.” Location: A

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Is There a Bluetooth Headset Under That Ski Mask?

[ratings] Apparently this guy had his phone in hand and was carrying on a conversation…perhaps he was simply reciting the safety sign behind him out loud so as to memorize it in case of an

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[ratings] Apparently this guy had his phone in hand and was carrying on a conversation…perhaps he was simply reciting the safety sign behind him out loud so as to memorize it in case of an

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Ships Passing in the Terminal

[ratings] I think this guy and that chick in the fur coat in the background are destined for each other…he closes the deals, she buys the furs. Location: Airport, Dallas TX Submitted by: @phoch00

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[ratings] I think this guy and that chick in the fur coat in the background are destined for each other…he closes the deals, she buys the furs. Location: Airport, Dallas TX Submitted by: @phoch00

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