Too Bad That Manhole is Covered

[ratings] You think he’d fall right in if it weren’t?  I think so, when you’re closing deals 24/7 you don’t have time to look on the ground for uncovered manholes (or personholes for the feminists

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[ratings] You think he’d fall right in if it weren’t?  I think so, when you’re closing deals 24/7 you don’t have time to look on the ground for uncovered manholes (or personholes for the feminists

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OMG Mike WTF ROTFLcopter, Booties, Speedo, Bluetooth & Glassese

[ratings] So apparently this was at some client event in Miami and this guy’s name is OMG.  Thoroughly confused? Me too.  Let’s break this one down since there’s so much going on: It’s cold.  How

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[ratings] So apparently this was at some client event in Miami and this guy’s name is OMG.  Thoroughly confused? Me too.  Let’s break this one down since there’s so much going on: It’s cold.  How

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“Honey, the minivan died again…don’t worry, I’ll close more deals to buy a new one!”

[ratings] Apparently this isn’t the first time this BTDB submitter saw this dude with a bluetooth headset in either, so don’t blame the broken down vehicle on his need for the headset. Location: Corona, CA

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[ratings] Apparently this isn’t the first time this BTDB submitter saw this dude with a bluetooth headset in either, so don’t blame the broken down vehicle on his need for the headset. Location: Corona, CA

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Checking the Servers &…You Guessed it, CLOSIN’ DEALS!

[ratings] Ray Arnold: [trying to bring the system back on-line] Access main program. Access main security. Access main program grid. [the computer denies him finally saying, “You didn’t say the magic word!”] Dennis Nedry: [on

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[ratings] Ray Arnold: [trying to bring the system back on-line] Access main program. Access main security. Access main program grid. [the computer denies him finally saying, “You didn’t say the magic word!”] Dennis Nedry: [on

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Bed, Bath and Beyond Douchebaggery

[ratings] Spotted this little gem while Christmas shopping (yes, even my pictures take a while to post to the site) and thought DAMN, she’s closing deals all the way up through Christmas Eve! Location: Bed

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[ratings] Spotted this little gem while Christmas shopping (yes, even my pictures take a while to post to the site) and thought DAMN, she’s closing deals all the way up through Christmas Eve! Location: Bed

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Buying Newcastle & Closing Deals

[ratings] I can’t knock this guy’s decision to buy Newcastle…although once my favorite beer, it was just never the same when they moved the brewery between 2004 & 2005.  This guy’s decision to wear a

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[ratings] I can’t knock this guy’s decision to buy Newcastle…although once my favorite beer, it was just never the same when they moved the brewery between 2004 & 2005.  This guy’s decision to wear a

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A Douchebag at The Wynn? Noooo!

[ratings] I feel bad for the kid who’s trying to put on a smile and converse with this guy who so rudely keeps his bluetooth headset in during a face to face interaction. Location: The

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[ratings] I feel bad for the kid who’s trying to put on a smile and converse with this guy who so rudely keeps his bluetooth headset in during a face to face interaction. Location: The

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Mmmm Philly Cheesesteak Om Nom Nom Nom

[ratings] “Is that Bob that just joined the call?” “Yeah, I can hear him mowing down on that damn cheesesteak again…why does he hold conference calls during lunch?” Submitted by: @bleutool

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[ratings] “Is that Bob that just joined the call?” “Yeah, I can hear him mowing down on that damn cheesesteak again…why does he hold conference calls during lunch?” Submitted by: @bleutool

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Impatient Tommy Bahama Man at FedEx Kinkos

[ratings] FedEx Kinkos employees furiously packing the customer’s box, said customer noticeably irritated with head tilted slightly…this guy’s festive Tommy Bahama shirt is obviously not indicative of his attitude at the present moment.

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[ratings] FedEx Kinkos employees furiously packing the customer’s box, said customer noticeably irritated with head tilted slightly…this guy’s festive Tommy Bahama shirt is obviously not indicative of his attitude at the present moment.

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Washin’ Windows & Closin’ Deals…AGAIN!

[ratings] Remember this guy washin’ windows & closin’ deals?  Perhaps these two kindred spirits are sharing window washing tips & tricks while working & closing deals. Location: Scottsdale, AZ Submitted by: Jackie

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[ratings] Remember this guy washin’ windows & closin’ deals?  Perhaps these two kindred spirits are sharing window washing tips & tricks while working & closing deals. Location: Scottsdale, AZ Submitted by: Jackie

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