A Bluetooth Headset Match Made in Heaven

[ratings] Either serendipity stepped in on this one and sat these two strangers together or they’re simply the most perfect bluetooth headset wearing couple I’ve ever seen.  If the dude with the aisle seat had

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[ratings] Either serendipity stepped in on this one and sat these two strangers together or they’re simply the most perfect bluetooth headset wearing couple I’ve ever seen.  If the dude with the aisle seat had

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BluetoothDouchebag.com’s 6 Month Anniversary!

It all started one inspired day last summer when I finally took an idea I had and finally punched out this website.  Now, 6 months later, the site has been featured on numerous blogs, I’ve

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It all started one inspired day last summer when I finally took an idea I had and finally punched out this website.  Now, 6 months later, the site has been featured on numerous blogs, I’ve

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The Longer the Arms, The Bigger the Deals

[singlepic id=555 w=600 h=1000 float=center] [ratings] Seriously, Lebron’s got nothin on this guy…he could probably dunk without even jumping.  Probably closing a deal with Reebok before he goes to the NBA. Location: Airport Submitted by:

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[singlepic id=555 w=600 h=1000 float=center] [ratings] Seriously, Lebron’s got nothin on this guy…he could probably dunk without even jumping.  Probably closing a deal with Reebok before he goes to the NBA. Location: Airport Submitted by:

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From Miami to Phoenix Bluetooth Douchebags in Five Guys Burgers

Skippy Matador’s Picture in Miami’s Five Guys [ratings] BTDB Creator’s Picture in Phoenix’ Five Guys [singlepic id=577 w=525 h=600 float=center] [ratings] As you can see, just because I’m the creator of this website doesn’t make

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Skippy Matador’s Picture in Miami’s Five Guys [ratings] BTDB Creator’s Picture in Phoenix’ Five Guys [singlepic id=577 w=525 h=600 float=center] [ratings] As you can see, just because I’m the creator of this website doesn’t make

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And This Reptile’s Official Name is Bluetoothius Douchebaginess Ignoramus

[singlepic id=440 w=600 h=600 float=center] [ratings] This guy must be waiting for the call from the South Pacific…at the ready to fuse frog DNA with dino-DNA and create the greatest theme park in the WORLD!

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[singlepic id=440 w=600 h=600 float=center] [ratings] This guy must be waiting for the call from the South Pacific…at the ready to fuse frog DNA with dino-DNA and create the greatest theme park in the WORLD!

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Haiti Earthquake Aftermath…Guy Wearing Bluetooth Headset

[ratings] This simply blew my mind. Text HAITI to 90999 to donate $10 to the Red Cross and help out those that need it more than us who make fun of bluetooth douchebags to kill

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[ratings] This simply blew my mind. Text HAITI to 90999 to donate $10 to the Red Cross and help out those that need it more than us who make fun of bluetooth douchebags to kill

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“Sir, Please Wait for the “Close Deals” Sign to Illuminate Before Closing Deals”

[ratings] You know it’s just a matter of time before they add that or even replace the “no smoking” lights which have been obsolete for the last 30 years. Location: Chicago Submitted by: @whitejamesbrown

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[ratings] You know it’s just a matter of time before they add that or even replace the “no smoking” lights which have been obsolete for the last 30 years. Location: Chicago Submitted by: @whitejamesbrown

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Which is More Stylish, My New Bluetooth Earpiece or My Stance?

[ratings] It’s almost like she knew she was posing for a picture, foot slightly askew, smiling, closing deals.  Still trying to figure out if her hair is erupting like a volcano or not. Location: Louisiana

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[ratings] It’s almost like she knew she was posing for a picture, foot slightly askew, smiling, closing deals.  Still trying to figure out if her hair is erupting like a volcano or not. Location: Louisiana

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Message From All Deli Workers – Take Out Bluetooth Headset When Ordering

[ratings] “If I have a larger order do I get a discount?  Oh, I’m sorry deli worker, I was just closing a big manufacturing deal on my bluetooth headset…I’ll have a bran muffin.” Location: A

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[ratings] “If I have a larger order do I get a discount?  Oh, I’m sorry deli worker, I was just closing a big manufacturing deal on my bluetooth headset…I’ll have a bran muffin.” Location: A

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