3 Things You Shouldn’t do in the Club

[ratings] That’s not how you do the Heimlich maneuver If you’re one of the dudes in the background…get your hands out of your pants Don’t lose your contact lens in the club and not expect

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[ratings] That’s not how you do the Heimlich maneuver If you’re one of the dudes in the background…get your hands out of your pants Don’t lose your contact lens in the club and not expect

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Big Boy Ice Cream = Big Time Douchebag

[ratings] Yep, you see the ring ladies?  He’s already taken…guess you’ll have to find another bluetooth douchebag somewhere else. Location:Long Beach, CA Submitted by: @louiebaur

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[ratings] Yep, you see the ring ladies?  He’s already taken…guess you’ll have to find another bluetooth douchebag somewhere else. Location:Long Beach, CA Submitted by: @louiebaur

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Keyla the Rapper & The Korean Seinfeld Switcheroo

[singlepic id=155 w=320 h=240 float=center] [ratings] Apparently she’s some balling rapper (what rapper doesn’t claim that shit though)…getting a pedicure while on her bluetooth.  If she’s smart she’d have a Korean translator on the other

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[singlepic id=155 w=320 h=240 float=center] [ratings] Apparently she’s some balling rapper (what rapper doesn’t claim that shit though)…getting a pedicure while on her bluetooth.  If she’s smart she’d have a Korean translator on the other

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Not Quite a Bluetooth Guy

[ratings] This one’s pretty funny and I give props to the guy for not giving in and getting a bluetooth despite the fact that he’ll need a chiropractic adjustment every time he takes a conference

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[ratings] This one’s pretty funny and I give props to the guy for not giving in and getting a bluetooth despite the fact that he’ll need a chiropractic adjustment every time he takes a conference

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Shoshana Yossef, Super Jew

[ratings] We’ve got another case of the Lorenzo Myers effect. That’s where someone uses a bluetooth earpiece picture for their Twitter profile pic.  Let’s hope that @jewnet learns the err of her ways and continues

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[ratings] We’ve got another case of the Lorenzo Myers effect. That’s where someone uses a bluetooth earpiece picture for their Twitter profile pic.  Let’s hope that @jewnet learns the err of her ways and continues

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Is That Michael Clark Duncan?

[ratings] LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING! that’s what she said.  I imagine his laughter to bellow, much like that big black dude on The Green Mile Location: Overland Park KS Submitted by: @jasoncupp

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[ratings] LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING! that’s what she said.  I imagine his laughter to bellow, much like that big black dude on The Green Mile Location: Overland Park KS Submitted by: @jasoncupp

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Lonely Starbucks Man

[ratings] Of course you’re sitting by yourself guy, nobody wants to be friends with a bluetooth douchebag! Location: Columbus, OH Submitted by: @hownottowrite

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[ratings] Of course you’re sitting by yourself guy, nobody wants to be friends with a bluetooth douchebag! Location: Columbus, OH Submitted by: @hownottowrite

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Douchebag Spotted From a Mile Away

[ratings] This one’s pretty tough to see but I guess the saying goes, you can spot a douchebag a mile away! Location: Submitted by: @djoverpour

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[ratings] This one’s pretty tough to see but I guess the saying goes, you can spot a douchebag a mile away! Location: Submitted by: @djoverpour

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Class, Take Your Seats and Your Bluetooth’s Out

[ratings] Who the fuck you talking to?  Time for learnin’, now put that shit away before Wayne Brady has to slap a &%$. Location: Miami, FL Submitted by: @nikkiblissmiami

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[ratings] Who the fuck you talking to?  Time for learnin’, now put that shit away before Wayne Brady has to slap a &%$. Location: Miami, FL Submitted by: @nikkiblissmiami

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2 Douchebags for the Price of 1

[ratings] Which one’s a bigger douchebag?  The guy on the left has khaki pants while the guy on the right has a nice suit….it’s a tie! Location: Airport Submitted by: @bleutool

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[ratings] Which one’s a bigger douchebag?  The guy on the left has khaki pants while the guy on the right has a nice suit….it’s a tie! Location: Airport Submitted by: @bleutool

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