Yimmy the Tulip Nabs Two at Arrowhead Mall

[ratings] Yimmy the Tulip had a two-fer one day, caught some guy in either Helzberg diamonds or the Coach store apparently closing enough deals to window show at either one of those stores.  The other

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[ratings] Yimmy the Tulip had a two-fer one day, caught some guy in either Helzberg diamonds or the Coach store apparently closing enough deals to window show at either one of those stores.  The other

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This Guy Needs Some Viagra for His LimpTooth

[ratings] Or maybe he’s just closed so many deals today that it’s worn out and needs to rest. Location: Arizona Submitted by: Yimmy the Tulip

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[ratings] Or maybe he’s just closed so many deals today that it’s worn out and needs to rest. Location: Arizona Submitted by: Yimmy the Tulip

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“Honey, the minivan died again…don’t worry, I’ll close more deals to buy a new one!”

[ratings] Apparently this isn’t the first time this BTDB submitter saw this dude with a bluetooth headset in either, so don’t blame the broken down vehicle on his need for the headset. Location: Corona, CA

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[ratings] Apparently this isn’t the first time this BTDB submitter saw this dude with a bluetooth headset in either, so don’t blame the broken down vehicle on his need for the headset. Location: Corona, CA

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Bed, Bath and Beyond Douchebaggery

[ratings] Spotted this little gem while Christmas shopping (yes, even my pictures take a while to post to the site) and thought DAMN, she’s closing deals all the way up through Christmas Eve! Location: Bed

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[ratings] Spotted this little gem while Christmas shopping (yes, even my pictures take a while to post to the site) and thought DAMN, she’s closing deals all the way up through Christmas Eve! Location: Bed

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Buying Newcastle & Closing Deals

[ratings] I can’t knock this guy’s decision to buy Newcastle…although once my favorite beer, it was just never the same when they moved the brewery between 2004 & 2005.  This guy’s decision to wear a

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[ratings] I can’t knock this guy’s decision to buy Newcastle…although once my favorite beer, it was just never the same when they moved the brewery between 2004 & 2005.  This guy’s decision to wear a

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Washin’ Windows & Closin’ Deals…AGAIN!

[ratings] Remember this guy washin’ windows & closin’ deals?  Perhaps these two kindred spirits are sharing window washing tips & tricks while working & closing deals. Location: Scottsdale, AZ Submitted by: Jackie

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[ratings] Remember this guy washin’ windows & closin’ deals?  Perhaps these two kindred spirits are sharing window washing tips & tricks while working & closing deals. Location: Scottsdale, AZ Submitted by: Jackie

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Closin’ Deals at the Phoenix Suns Game

[ratings] Since Phoenix is notorious for bluetooth douchebags it’s no surprise that they make frequent appearances at the local sporting events. Location: Suns Game, Phoenix AZ Submitted by: Chemical Ken

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[ratings] Since Phoenix is notorious for bluetooth douchebags it’s no surprise that they make frequent appearances at the local sporting events. Location: Suns Game, Phoenix AZ Submitted by: Chemical Ken

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Employees Must Remove Bluetooth Headsets Before Returning to Work

[ratings] “I found the premier hunting ground, but hunters beware!  Verizon stores, apparently the employees (are NOT required btw) like to wear there phones in planes sight, and rock star trek blue tooths while still

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[ratings] “I found the premier hunting ground, but hunters beware!  Verizon stores, apparently the employees (are NOT required btw) like to wear there phones in planes sight, and rock star trek blue tooths while still

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Helping Cure the H1N1 Epidemic While Perpetuating the Bluetooth Douchebag Pandemic

[ratings] I think this is an interesting case of irony where this Walmart lady is helping people with their H1N1 swine flue vaccinations but has no idea she’s spreading the virus of “thinking bluetooth headsets

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[ratings] I think this is an interesting case of irony where this Walmart lady is helping people with their H1N1 swine flue vaccinations but has no idea she’s spreading the virus of “thinking bluetooth headsets

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Oodles of Deals Equals Oodles of Noodles

[ratings] “This guy was checkin’ the, and this is no joke, oodles of noodles at a Safeway.  Serious business.” Location: Safeway, Peoria, AZ Submitted by: Beer Man Chris

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[ratings] “This guy was checkin’ the, and this is no joke, oodles of noodles at a Safeway.  Serious business.” Location: Safeway, Peoria, AZ Submitted by: Beer Man Chris

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