Part Time Walmart Employee Wears Bluetooth at Own Court Wedding

I was on Facebook today and saw a photo album entitled “Wedding of Awesomeness” so I clicked of course.  Little did I know I was about to stumble on some dude that thought it was

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I was on Facebook today and saw a photo album entitled “Wedding of Awesomeness” so I clicked of course.  Little did I know I was about to stumble on some dude that thought it was

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VIDEO: Bluetooth Douchebags in the Home Depot

[ratings] I heard this guy yapping up a storm when I was one aisle over and had an inkling he was a bluetooth douchebag…yep, sure enough! Sorry for the choppy video, I was trying to

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[ratings] I heard this guy yapping up a storm when I was one aisle over and had an inkling he was a bluetooth douchebag…yep, sure enough! Sorry for the choppy video, I was trying to

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AZCentral.com’s List of Things to do This Weekend

[ratings] Apparently picking peaches while holding what looks like an adopted daughter with a tattoo and closing deals at the same time is on the list of things to do this weekend in Phoenix. Location:

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[ratings] Apparently picking peaches while holding what looks like an adopted daughter with a tattoo and closing deals at the same time is on the list of things to do this weekend in Phoenix. Location:

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Closing Deals at NASCAR – Phoenix International Raceway

I love NASCAR.  Yep, I make fun of people who wear their bluetooth headsets in public but LOVE to watch cars go in circles a few hundred times.  I’ve heard all the jokes but feel

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I love NASCAR.  Yep, I make fun of people who wear their bluetooth headsets in public but LOVE to watch cars go in circles a few hundred times.  I’ve heard all the jokes but feel

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The High Rollers Bank at the WF

[ratings] “Uh, ma’am…this deposit slip doesn’t allow for enough 0’s….I need to withdraw at least 1,000,000 for this weekend’s Vegas trip.” Location: Wells Fargo, Phoenix AZ Submitted by: Yimmy the Tulip

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[ratings] “Uh, ma’am…this deposit slip doesn’t allow for enough 0’s….I need to withdraw at least 1,000,000 for this weekend’s Vegas trip.” Location: Wells Fargo, Phoenix AZ Submitted by: Yimmy the Tulip

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Hmmm, Should I Deposit $100,000 or $1,000,000?

[ratings] This is what’s known as a “rich man problem” whereby you stress out over how many zeros to add to your deposit.  He could deposit the whole cool million he made that week closin’

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[ratings] This is what’s known as a “rich man problem” whereby you stress out over how many zeros to add to your deposit.  He could deposit the whole cool million he made that week closin’

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Yimmy the Tulip Nabs Two at Arrowhead Mall

[ratings] Yimmy the Tulip had a two-fer one day, caught some guy in either Helzberg diamonds or the Coach store apparently closing enough deals to window show at either one of those stores.  The other

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[ratings] Yimmy the Tulip had a two-fer one day, caught some guy in either Helzberg diamonds or the Coach store apparently closing enough deals to window show at either one of those stores.  The other

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This Guy Needs Some Viagra for His LimpTooth

[ratings] Or maybe he’s just closed so many deals today that it’s worn out and needs to rest. Location: Arizona Submitted by: Yimmy the Tulip

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[ratings] Or maybe he’s just closed so many deals today that it’s worn out and needs to rest. Location: Arizona Submitted by: Yimmy the Tulip

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Bed, Bath and Beyond Douchebaggery

[ratings] Spotted this little gem while Christmas shopping (yes, even my pictures take a while to post to the site) and thought DAMN, she’s closing deals all the way up through Christmas Eve! Location: Bed

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[ratings] Spotted this little gem while Christmas shopping (yes, even my pictures take a while to post to the site) and thought DAMN, she’s closing deals all the way up through Christmas Eve! Location: Bed

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Washin’ Windows & Closin’ Deals…AGAIN!

[ratings] Remember this guy washin’ windows & closin’ deals?  Perhaps these two kindred spirits are sharing window washing tips & tricks while working & closing deals. Location: Scottsdale, AZ Submitted by: Jackie

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[ratings] Remember this guy washin’ windows & closin’ deals?  Perhaps these two kindred spirits are sharing window washing tips & tricks while working & closing deals. Location: Scottsdale, AZ Submitted by: Jackie

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