Category: BTDB Secret Agents

Closin’ Deals at the Phoenix Suns Game

[ratings] Since Phoenix is notorious for bluetooth douchebags it’s no surprise that they make frequent appearances at the local sporting events. Location: Suns Game, Phoenix AZ Submitted by: Chemical Ken

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[ratings] Since Phoenix is notorious for bluetooth douchebags it’s no surprise that they make frequent appearances at the local sporting events. Location: Suns Game, Phoenix AZ Submitted by: Chemical Ken

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Greenwich Village Douchebag

[ratings] The only question I have about this one is what is his right hand doing?  Is that the shocker he’s practicing down out of sight? Location: Greenwich Village, NY Submitted by: @bleutool

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[ratings] The only question I have about this one is what is his right hand doing?  Is that the shocker he’s practicing down out of sight? Location: Greenwich Village, NY Submitted by: @bleutool

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Employees Must Remove Bluetooth Headsets Before Returning to Work

[ratings] “I found the premier hunting ground, but hunters beware!  Verizon stores, apparently the employees (are NOT required btw) like to wear there phones in planes sight, and rock star trek blue tooths while still

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[ratings] “I found the premier hunting ground, but hunters beware!  Verizon stores, apparently the employees (are NOT required btw) like to wear there phones in planes sight, and rock star trek blue tooths while still

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Oodles of Deals Equals Oodles of Noodles

[ratings] “This guy was checkin’ the, and this is no joke, oodles of noodles at a Safeway.  Serious business.” Location: Safeway, Peoria, AZ Submitted by: Beer Man Chris

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[ratings] “This guy was checkin’ the, and this is no joke, oodles of noodles at a Safeway.  Serious business.” Location: Safeway, Peoria, AZ Submitted by: Beer Man Chris

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Mile High Douchebag

[ratings] First I like how he’s holding his hand up to his left ear…probably thinking “Damn, I bet if I had two of these things I’d close TWICE as many deals!”  The second thing I

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[ratings] First I like how he’s holding his hand up to his left ear…probably thinking “Damn, I bet if I had two of these things I’d close TWICE as many deals!”  The second thing I

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Closin’ Deals & Wearin’ These Shades Since 1987

[ratings] The shades… the effin shades man… this guy has been closin’ deals since Zack Morris got the cell phone. Location: Verizon Store, Peoria AZ Submitted by: Beer Man Chris

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[ratings] The shades… the effin shades man… this guy has been closin’ deals since Zack Morris got the cell phone. Location: Verizon Store, Peoria AZ Submitted by: Beer Man Chris

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Dude Narrating His Life Story in Quiktrip

[ratings] “This dude was from a barrio south side QT.  He was literally narrating his life to whoever he was talking to.  he talked about the taquito he was buying… he talked about the diet

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[ratings] “This dude was from a barrio south side QT.  He was literally narrating his life to whoever he was talking to.  he talked about the taquito he was buying… he talked about the diet

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Hands Not So Free Bluetooth Headset

[ratings] “I use my handsfree bluetooth headset so I can have one hand on my hip and the other on my phone…wait, isn’t that a pointless use of bluetooth headsets? Oh well, at least now

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[ratings] “I use my handsfree bluetooth headset so I can have one hand on my hip and the other on my phone…wait, isn’t that a pointless use of bluetooth headsets? Oh well, at least now

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“Hey, Check Out This Funny Site on my Phone…Wait, Isn’t That You?”

[ratings] Apparently this guy stocks dairy and is a cool guy…except for the bluetooth earpiece.  Hopefully he can be reformed and become a REALLY cool guy! Location: Peoria, AZ Submitted by: Beer Man Chris

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[ratings] Apparently this guy stocks dairy and is a cool guy…except for the bluetooth earpiece.  Hopefully he can be reformed and become a REALLY cool guy! Location: Peoria, AZ Submitted by: Beer Man Chris

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Urban Soldier in Camo, “Blue Team Go!”

[ratings] Greased out hair? Check. Pencil beard? Check. 1 carat CZ earrings? Check. Camo jacket for incognito look? Check. Knockoff Adidas pants with 2 stripes instead of 3? Check.  Alright, let’s move out! Location: The

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[ratings] Greased out hair? Check. Pencil beard? Check. 1 carat CZ earrings? Check. Camo jacket for incognito look? Check. Knockoff Adidas pants with 2 stripes instead of 3? Check.  Alright, let’s move out! Location: The

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