This Dude’s Wearing a Fur Coat AND Bluetooth Headset!

[ratings] So apparently this wearin’ dude was found at a Lil’ John event (he’s still around???).  I can’t possibly come up with enough phenomenal remarks about this one, let’s let you guys have at it!

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[ratings] So apparently this wearin’ dude was found at a Lil’ John event (he’s still around???).  I can’t possibly come up with enough phenomenal remarks about this one, let’s let you guys have at it!

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Too Bad That Manhole is Covered

[ratings] You think he’d fall right in if it weren’t?  I think so, when you’re closing deals 24/7 you don’t have time to look on the ground for uncovered manholes (or personholes for the feminists

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[ratings] You think he’d fall right in if it weren’t?  I think so, when you’re closing deals 24/7 you don’t have time to look on the ground for uncovered manholes (or personholes for the feminists

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OMG Mike WTF ROTFLcopter, Booties, Speedo, Bluetooth & Glassese

[ratings] So apparently this was at some client event in Miami and this guy’s name is OMG.  Thoroughly confused? Me too.  Let’s break this one down since there’s so much going on: It’s cold.  How

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[ratings] So apparently this was at some client event in Miami and this guy’s name is OMG.  Thoroughly confused? Me too.  Let’s break this one down since there’s so much going on: It’s cold.  How

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“Honey, the minivan died again…don’t worry, I’ll close more deals to buy a new one!”

[ratings] Apparently this isn’t the first time this BTDB submitter saw this dude with a bluetooth headset in either, so don’t blame the broken down vehicle on his need for the headset. Location: Corona, CA

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[ratings] Apparently this isn’t the first time this BTDB submitter saw this dude with a bluetooth headset in either, so don’t blame the broken down vehicle on his need for the headset. Location: Corona, CA

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Checking the Servers &…You Guessed it, CLOSIN’ DEALS!

[ratings] Ray Arnold: [trying to bring the system back on-line] Access main program. Access main security. Access main program grid. [the computer denies him finally saying, “You didn’t say the magic word!”] Dennis Nedry: [on

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[ratings] Ray Arnold: [trying to bring the system back on-line] Access main program. Access main security. Access main program grid. [the computer denies him finally saying, “You didn’t say the magic word!”] Dennis Nedry: [on

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Bed, Bath and Beyond Douchebaggery

[ratings] Spotted this little gem while Christmas shopping (yes, even my pictures take a while to post to the site) and thought DAMN, she’s closing deals all the way up through Christmas Eve! Location: Bed

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[ratings] Spotted this little gem while Christmas shopping (yes, even my pictures take a while to post to the site) and thought DAMN, she’s closing deals all the way up through Christmas Eve! Location: Bed

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Buying Newcastle & Closing Deals

[ratings] I can’t knock this guy’s decision to buy Newcastle…although once my favorite beer, it was just never the same when they moved the brewery between 2004 & 2005.  This guy’s decision to wear a

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[ratings] I can’t knock this guy’s decision to buy Newcastle…although once my favorite beer, it was just never the same when they moved the brewery between 2004 & 2005.  This guy’s decision to wear a

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A Douchebag at The Wynn? Noooo!

[ratings] I feel bad for the kid who’s trying to put on a smile and converse with this guy who so rudely keeps his bluetooth headset in during a face to face interaction. Location: The

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[ratings] I feel bad for the kid who’s trying to put on a smile and converse with this guy who so rudely keeps his bluetooth headset in during a face to face interaction. Location: The

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Mmmm Philly Cheesesteak Om Nom Nom Nom

[ratings] “Is that Bob that just joined the call?” “Yeah, I can hear him mowing down on that damn cheesesteak again…why does he hold conference calls during lunch?” Submitted by: @bleutool

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[ratings] “Is that Bob that just joined the call?” “Yeah, I can hear him mowing down on that damn cheesesteak again…why does he hold conference calls during lunch?” Submitted by: @bleutool

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