“Sir, Please Wait for the “Close Deals” Sign to Illuminate Before Closing Deals”

[ratings] You know it’s just a matter of time before they add that or even replace the “no smoking” lights which have been obsolete for the last 30 years. Location: Chicago Submitted by: @whitejamesbrown

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[ratings] You know it’s just a matter of time before they add that or even replace the “no smoking” lights which have been obsolete for the last 30 years. Location: Chicago Submitted by: @whitejamesbrown

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Which is More Stylish, My New Bluetooth Earpiece or My Stance?

[ratings] It’s almost like she knew she was posing for a picture, foot slightly askew, smiling, closing deals.  Still trying to figure out if her hair is erupting like a volcano or not. Location: Louisiana

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[ratings] It’s almost like she knew she was posing for a picture, foot slightly askew, smiling, closing deals.  Still trying to figure out if her hair is erupting like a volcano or not. Location: Louisiana

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Message From All Deli Workers – Take Out Bluetooth Headset When Ordering

[ratings] “If I have a larger order do I get a discount?  Oh, I’m sorry deli worker, I was just closing a big manufacturing deal on my bluetooth headset…I’ll have a bran muffin.” Location: A

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[ratings] “If I have a larger order do I get a discount?  Oh, I’m sorry deli worker, I was just closing a big manufacturing deal on my bluetooth headset…I’ll have a bran muffin.” Location: A

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Is There a Bluetooth Headset Under That Ski Mask?

[ratings] Apparently this guy had his phone in hand and was carrying on a conversation…perhaps he was simply reciting the safety sign behind him out loud so as to memorize it in case of an

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[ratings] Apparently this guy had his phone in hand and was carrying on a conversation…perhaps he was simply reciting the safety sign behind him out loud so as to memorize it in case of an

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“Dudebro, If You Sign a Year Contract I Can Knock $5 Off the Monthly”

[ratings] Photo Mike caught this guy at his gym…either this guy is signing people up for gym memberships left and right or he’s got a health supplement business on the side he’s making the REAL

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[ratings] Photo Mike caught this guy at his gym…either this guy is signing people up for gym memberships left and right or he’s got a health supplement business on the side he’s making the REAL

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Ships Passing in the Terminal

[ratings] I think this guy and that chick in the fur coat in the background are destined for each other…he closes the deals, she buys the furs. Location: Airport, Dallas TX Submitted by: @phoch00

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[ratings] I think this guy and that chick in the fur coat in the background are destined for each other…he closes the deals, she buys the furs. Location: Airport, Dallas TX Submitted by: @phoch00

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I Saved Ten Dollars on This Pepper Shaker

[ratings] I sat here looking at this picture for 5 minutes before coming up with “I Saved Ten Dollars on This Pepper Shaker.”  I apologize for my lack of creativity on that one…can someone please

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[ratings] I sat here looking at this picture for 5 minutes before coming up with “I Saved Ten Dollars on This Pepper Shaker.”  I apologize for my lack of creativity on that one…can someone please

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Now Available for Pre-Boarding at Gate 89, All Bluetooth Douchebags

[ratings] Apparently this guy was first in line, ticket in hand, closin’ deals on the bluetooth….1 hour before they even started boarding. Location: Unknown Airport Submitted by: Jeremiah

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[ratings] Apparently this guy was first in line, ticket in hand, closin’ deals on the bluetooth….1 hour before they even started boarding. Location: Unknown Airport Submitted by: Jeremiah

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Steven Leckart from Wired.com at CES on “Stylish” Bluetooth Headsets

[ratings] This guy gets a pass because right at the beginning he admits that wearing a bluetooth headset makes you look like a douchebag.  I don’t agree with the product though, they’re trying to stylize

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[ratings] This guy gets a pass because right at the beginning he admits that wearing a bluetooth headset makes you look like a douchebag.  I don’t agree with the product though, they’re trying to stylize

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