Urban Soldier in Camo, “Blue Team Go!”

[ratings] Greased out hair? Check. Pencil beard? Check. 1 carat CZ earrings? Check. Camo jacket for incognito look? Check. Knockoff Adidas pants with 2 stripes instead of 3? Check.  Alright, let’s move out! Location: The

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[ratings] Greased out hair? Check. Pencil beard? Check. 1 carat CZ earrings? Check. Camo jacket for incognito look? Check. Knockoff Adidas pants with 2 stripes instead of 3? Check.  Alright, let’s move out! Location: The

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Do the Arizona Cardinals or New Orleans Saints Have More BTDBs?

[ratings] A buddy of mine sent this to me from a Cardinals game, said the dude was wearing it the entire time tailgating…just closin’ deals and whatnot.  Also, what the hell jersey is he wearing?

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[ratings] A buddy of mine sent this to me from a Cardinals game, said the dude was wearing it the entire time tailgating…just closin’ deals and whatnot.  Also, what the hell jersey is he wearing?

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A Bluetooth Headset Match Made in Heaven

[ratings] Either serendipity stepped in on this one and sat these two strangers together or they’re simply the most perfect bluetooth headset wearing couple I’ve ever seen.  If the dude with the aisle seat had

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[ratings] Either serendipity stepped in on this one and sat these two strangers together or they’re simply the most perfect bluetooth headset wearing couple I’ve ever seen.  If the dude with the aisle seat had

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BluetoothDouchebag.com’s 6 Month Anniversary!

It all started one inspired day last summer when I finally took an idea I had and finally punched out this website.  Now, 6 months later, the site has been featured on numerous blogs, I’ve

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It all started one inspired day last summer when I finally took an idea I had and finally punched out this website.  Now, 6 months later, the site has been featured on numerous blogs, I’ve

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The Longer the Arms, The Bigger the Deals

[singlepic id=555 w=600 h=1000 float=center] [ratings] Seriously, Lebron’s got nothin on this guy…he could probably dunk without even jumping.  Probably closing a deal with Reebok before he goes to the NBA. Location: Airport Submitted by:

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[singlepic id=555 w=600 h=1000 float=center] [ratings] Seriously, Lebron’s got nothin on this guy…he could probably dunk without even jumping.  Probably closing a deal with Reebok before he goes to the NBA. Location: Airport Submitted by:

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From Miami to Phoenix Bluetooth Douchebags in Five Guys Burgers

Skippy Matador’s Picture in Miami’s Five Guys [ratings] BTDB Creator’s Picture in Phoenix’ Five Guys [singlepic id=577 w=525 h=600 float=center] [ratings] As you can see, just because I’m the creator of this website doesn’t make

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Skippy Matador’s Picture in Miami’s Five Guys [ratings] BTDB Creator’s Picture in Phoenix’ Five Guys [singlepic id=577 w=525 h=600 float=center] [ratings] As you can see, just because I’m the creator of this website doesn’t make

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And This Reptile’s Official Name is Bluetoothius Douchebaginess Ignoramus

[singlepic id=440 w=600 h=600 float=center] [ratings] This guy must be waiting for the call from the South Pacific…at the ready to fuse frog DNA with dino-DNA and create the greatest theme park in the WORLD!

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[singlepic id=440 w=600 h=600 float=center] [ratings] This guy must be waiting for the call from the South Pacific…at the ready to fuse frog DNA with dino-DNA and create the greatest theme park in the WORLD!

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Haiti Earthquake Aftermath…Guy Wearing Bluetooth Headset

[ratings] This simply blew my mind. Text HAITI to 90999 to donate $10 to the Red Cross and help out those that need it more than us who make fun of bluetooth douchebags to kill

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[ratings] This simply blew my mind. Text HAITI to 90999 to donate $10 to the Red Cross and help out those that need it more than us who make fun of bluetooth douchebags to kill

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