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My buddy Jason took this one in a Starbucks, and although you can’t see it in the picture he’s got a gun strapped to his belt. This douchebag is walking around Scottsdale wearing a gun…because he’s hardcore, and you need a gun…in Scottsdale. Douchebag.
Location: Starbucks in Scottsdale, AZ
Submitted by: Jason
Walker Scottsdale Douchebag
how dare you compare him to the likes of Chuck Norris!
Nevermind that! What about the guy sitting behind him by the window, waxing his dong in public? I think he's using the Australian Overhand Method.
It also looks like that kid is probably in the same position he was right when this douchebag walked in…just froze in place all riddled with fear
Nevermind that! What about the guy sitting behind him by the window, waxing his dong in public? I think he's using the Australian Overhand Method.
how dare you compare him to the likes of Chuck Norris!
It also looks like that kid is probably in the same position he was right when this douchebag walked in…just froze in place all riddled with fear
Because Scottsdale is known for being a richer area it has one of the highest crime rates in the Phoenix area, so yes you need a gun around there. Also, you can use it to fight off other blue-tooth douche-bags!
I can't believe people really wear guns into Starbucks. I read about that, and thought it was more of a one-time silly protest thing that the hardcore Teabagger types did. Wearing a gun (in Starbucks, no less – they're known for their shootouts) is at least 10 times more douchey than a bluetooth. Wow – talk about overcompensating. A phallic object proudly displayed on his belt? That guy needs professional help quick