Alright, let’s break this one down.
- First off the obvious, he’s a handsfree homo.
- Second, he’s drinking an MGD because he thinks it’s like a mini bottle of crystal.
- Third, his leather jacket looks like he just picked it up from the Goodwill.
- Fourth, he actually took the sticker off his flat-billed hat, doesn’t he know that if you want to be a rapper you have to let everyone know that your flat billed hat is officially licensed by the MLB???
- Last but not least, he’s at a party that has icicle lights all around, which means he’s in college (community college). Who’s he on the phone with? The dean of GCC???
Keep the submissions coming!
-James