Silver Sonic XL – Wannabe Bluetooth Douchebag

by Brian on July 29, 2009

Want to look like a douchebag AND have super sonic hearing at the same time?

Couples never talk shit while at parties

Here’s your lucky day, with the Super Sonic XL you can hear people saying nice things about you from all the way across the room.

Girls are nice to each other

If you’re female and want to hear all the compliments coming from other females while on the beach then look no further…they’re not going to talk shit about you and pick you apart, they’re going to compliment you for what an amazing body you have, just ignore them when they wonder out loud where you’re keeping the cell phone in that bikini.

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