Lenny Dykstra – Prototypical Bluetooth Douchebag & Broken Businessman

by Brian on October 16, 2009

This is the before video…be sure to check out the link to the after video below.

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This video shows what a savvy businessman Lenny Dykstra had become…check out HBO’s Real Sports follow up though to see where he’s at now!

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  • Jackie Treehorn

    Dykstra is THE quintessential DOUCHEBAG!
    Oh, yeah, he's very important and must wear his bluetooth at all times, lest he miss the opportunity to call his broker and make more poor investment choices.

    Dumb-as-a-bag-of-hammers, and with all the hubris that goes along with that title.
    I saw the first Real Sports episide as well as the follow-up. Hard to feel bad for this guy at all.
    He is sort of emblematic of all that is wrong in this economy.

    I hope his next job is towel-drying cars as they exit the car wash!

  • Jackie Treehorn

    Dykstra is THE quintessential DOUCHEBAG!
    Oh, yeah, he's very important and must wear his bluetooth at all times, lest he miss the opportunity to call his broker and make more poor investment choices.

    Dumb-as-a-bag-of-hammers, and with all the hubris that goes along with that title.
    I saw the first Real Sports episide as well as the follow-up. Hard to feel bad for this guy at all.
    He is sort of emblematic of all that is wrong in this economy.

    I hope his next job is towel-drying cars as they exit the car wash!

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