3 Things You Shouldn’t do in the Club

by Brian on September 28, 2009

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  1. That’s not how you do the Heimlich maneuver
  2. If you’re one of the dudes in the background…get your hands out of your pants
  3. Don’t lose your contact lens in the club and not expect someone to rub up on you while you’re looking for it

Location: Miami, FL

Submitted by: @nikkiblissmiami

  • Hmm. Given that someone managed to have a camera ready to get this little Kodak moment, I have a feeling that woman has been bent over for 30 seconds or longer, and had been offering herself up for funtime.

    What I wonder at is who wear's their BT to a club? You can barely hear through one of those things as it is, much less get anyone to hear you. No one's going to hear shit on either end if you have “Boom Boom Pow” playing at 40db all around you. Have they really become fashion statements?

  • stevo

    'That’s not how you do the Heimlich maneuver'

    true that. but it might be:

    the 'manure remover'

    or the 'I lick manure'

    or

    the 'manure approver '

    or the 'hymen of the poo-er groomer'

  • stevo

    'That’s not how you do the Heimlich maneuver'

    true that. but it might be:

    the 'manure remover'

    or the 'I lick manure'

    or

    the 'manure approver '

    or the 'hymen of the poo-er groomer'

  • Tim

    This is one of the best BT photos EVER! I wonder what the woman in the foreground (her hand and purse are visible) is thinking as she watches her friend getting dry-humped. Love the pocket-pinball audience in the background. This is a CLASSIC.

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