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Helping Cure the H1N1 Epidemic While Perpetuating the Bluetooth Douchebag Pandemic

by Brian on January 25, 2010

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I think this is an interesting case of irony where this Walmart lady is helping people with their H1N1 swine flue vaccinations but has no idea she’s spreading the virus of “thinking bluetooth headsets are awesome” pandemic.  FYI, the difference between an epidemic and a pandemic is that a pandemic affects more people…so yes, I’m saying more people are bluetooth douchebags than those who have had swine flue.  Prove me wrong.
Location: Walmart in Phoenix AZ
Submitted by: Dave

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Walmart cart rider & business woman extraordinaire

by Brian on December 11, 2009

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” I’ve been hunting this one for a while, the elusive BTDB walmart cart rider… Who says you need to be able to walk, or need to have teeth to close deals?”
Location: Walmart in Phoenix AZ
Submitted by: Beer Man Chris

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People of Walmart Candidate – Bluetooth Hillbilly

by Brian on December 9, 2009

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Another one from Beer Man Chris although this one wasn’t shot in a Quiktrip…he’s expanded his hunting grounds people!!!!!
Location: Walmart, AZ
Submitted by: Beer Man Chris

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Manboobs Walmart Bluetooth Douchebag

by Brian on September 17, 2009

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Don’t lie, you’re thinking the same thing….how is the shirt extending further after his chest?

Location: Walmart in Mesa, AZ

Submitted by: Andy

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First Walmart Bluetooth Douchebag!

by Brian on September 2, 2009

Check out where he keeps his multiple cell phones!

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Jfriah, the same secret service agent who did the CSI recreation with this guy, was able to snag a picture of this North Dakota Walmart frequenter.  So glad we finally have a Walmart shot becuase every time I’m in there I see someone with a bluetooth earpiece but they must know who I am because they move too damn fast.  Probably because they’re so smart they don’t need to ask for help like the guy above!

Despite the fact that we only see the finest example of upstanding and youthful citizens in Walmart, this guy apparently doesn’t fit that mold and is unaware the cell phone boobs went out back in 2007.

-James

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