Tag: Walmart

Part Time Walmart Employee Wears Bluetooth at Own Court Wedding

I was on Facebook today and saw a photo album entitled “Wedding of Awesomeness” so I clicked of course.  Little did I know I was about to stumble on some dude that thought it was appropriate to wear his bluetooth headset during his wedding!  Not only that, it appears he wears this thing EVERYWHERE as you’ll see in the profile pictures I grabbed.  His profile says he’s a part time Walmart employee which means he’s definitely not closing enough deals.

Starts out very sweet and innocent, even making his daughter part of the ceremony

Wait a second, what’s that in your ear? Are you conferencing in a witness that couldn’t be there in person?

Not even the cake eating ceremony will keep this guy from closing deals.

Maybe it was a one time thing, wait, nope, here are a ton more of him wearing it.  Notice the different hairstyles, this has been going on for some time!


Helping Cure the H1N1 Epidemic While Perpetuating the Bluetooth Douchebag Pandemic



I think this is an interesting case of irony where this Walmart lady is helping people with their H1N1 swine flue vaccinations but has no idea she’s spreading the virus of “thinking bluetooth headsets are awesome” pandemic.  FYI, the difference between an epidemic and a pandemic is that a pandemic affects more people…so yes, I’m saying more people are bluetooth douchebags than those who have had swine flue.  Prove me wrong.
Location: Walmart in Phoenix AZ
Submitted by: Dave

Walmart cart rider & business woman extraordinaire


I’ve been hunting this one for a while, the elusive BTDB walmart cart rider… Who says you need to be able to walk, or need to have teeth to close deals?”
Location: Walmart in Phoenix AZ
Submitted by: Beer Man Chris

Manboobs Walmart Bluetooth Douchebag



Don’t lie, you’re thinking the same thing….how is the shirt extending further after his chest?

Location: Walmart in Mesa, AZ

Submitted by: Andy