Tag: seattle

Direct Line to Bill Gates

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I always automatically assume that anyone wearing a bluetooth earpiece in Seattle has a direct line with Bill Gates…who else is important enough in that town to wear a headset in public?
Location: Seattle, WA
Submitted by: @mooshydiva

Nosebleed Seats + Gameboy + Bluetooth + 67 Years = This Guy

Must be a slow game

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This was taken at the Seattle Mariner’s game by Twitter user @khakitrousers.  She spotted quite a rare site.  First off the guy is older  Second he has, and is using, a gameboy.  Third, he’s up in the nosebleed section which is quite curious becuase if he needs his bluetooth at the baseball game he’s obviously closing deals…shouldn’t he be able to afford better seats?

Tom Cruise? Is that you on the bluetooth?

“Katie, fire up the space shuttle, I’m going to need a ride!”

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Found this Twitpic from @superk in Seattle, WA.  Thank you!

A few questions come to mind when I look at this picture:

What’s Tom Cruise doing in Seattle?

Why is he checking under his own hood?

Who is he talking to?

All these questions are answered by Scientology of course!

He’s in Seattle to make sure there aren’t any more protest issues like this one.

He’s checking under his own hood becuase he wants to appear to be normal despite his Scientologist ways…he’ll do that any chance he gets since he’s so CaRAzeeEEe!

He’s talking to Xenu of course, that isn’t any normal bluetooth in his ear folks, he’s got a direct line with the big man himself!