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Ludacris, now I know why you’ve been under the radar

SplashNews – November 29, 2006

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Having been known for enjoying some Ludacris lyrics now and again, and even forgetting how to actually spell ludicrous properly one time, you can imagine how I’ve felt over the last few years not hearing any Luda rhymes on the radio.

I figured it out!  It’s because of this fashion faux paux (FO-PA not FOX-POX) that he needed the help of T-Pain and his voice modulator to jump back on the scene as of late!  I for one am glad he’s back and sans the bluetooth earpiece.

Who’s he talking to?

James Mastercraft, THAT’S RIGHT! We’re TIGHT! Like this!

BustaBluetooth – Busta Rhymes Isn’t Immune

Let’s be honest…he can actually pull it off

HOLLYWOOD - JUNE 26: Busta Rhymes arrives to the 2007 BET Awards after party hosted by 10 Cane Rum held at the Roosevelt Hotel on June 26, 2007 in Hollywood, California.     *** Local Caption *** Busta Rhymes


So if you dress sharp and have a giant mouth with diamond studs that are just as big…you might be able to pull off the bluetooth in public…key word being “might.”

I’m a bit indifferent about this one, that doesn’t happen often.  Oh well, let’s figure out who he’s talking to.

Who’s he talking to?

His manager, wondering where the hell he’s been for the last decade.


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Alright, let’s break this one down.

  1. First off the obvious, he’s a handsfree homo.
  2. Second, he’s drinking an MGD because he thinks it’s like a mini bottle of crystal.
  3. Third, his leather jacket looks like he just picked it up from the Goodwill.
  4. Fourth, he actually took the sticker off his flat-billed hat, doesn’t he know that if you want to be a rapper you have to let everyone know that your flat billed hat is officially licensed by the MLB???
  5. Last but not least, he’s at a party that has icicle lights all around, which means he’s in college (community college).  Who’s he on the phone with? The dean of GCC???

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