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D-Backs D-Bag

by Brian on August 12, 2009

What’s worse than a Met’s fan at a Diamondbacks game?  This guy.

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She’s texting her girlfriend right now with “OMG, he’s still wearing his bluetooth…it’s the 7th inning stretch! LOL ROTFLMAO WTF!”

Hey, if you want to date the big power players in the PHX then that’s the sort of shit you have to deal with lady…this might be as “down time” as he gets.  Business deals don’t close themselves while you’re watching the D-Backs win 6-2 against the red headed stepchild of NYC sports.

-James

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Met’s Fan Bluetooth Douche

by Brian on July 20, 2009

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Mets fan, enough said.

Alright, let’s talk some more shit anyways:

Who’s he talking To?

  • His mom, she forgot to  iron the top right shoulder of his gray t-shirt
  • Capital records, he’s THIS close to getting a deal
  • Talking shit to his buddy who’s a Yankees fan and still less of a douche than this guy because he doesn’t use a handsfree device in public

What’s he doing?

  • Wondering how long he can hold it in, he’s about to pop a squat right there
  • Waiting in line for the new Harry Potter movie
  • NOT TALKING ON THE PHONE DESPITE WEARING A BLUETOOTH EARPIECE!
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