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Keith Richards Bluetooth?

by Brian on August 19, 2009

WTF is that?

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Found this on SeriouslyOMG.com and I gotta say, seriously, OMG, WTF!  I can move beyond the weird half bandana half turban…weird hair that looks like something you’d pull out of a clogged drain, and don’t get me started on all the wrinkles that look like some sort of topographical map in the Andes

But seriously, WTF is that near your ear?  Either it’s the newest bluetooth earpiece designed by Ed Farty or a hummingbird thinks there’s sugar water in his ear canal.

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Hollyweird Hot Dog Stand

by Brian on July 23, 2009

hollyweird_hot_dog_bluetoothI literally LOL’d when I saw this one snapped by @MatthewKlekner, THANKS MATTHEW!

The Details

Location: Hollyweird, CA (see the walk of fame in the background?)

Date: 7/22/09

Time: Time for that guy to quit being a C-list celebrity agent

What he ordered:  Giant polish sausage

Agent or Movie Thug?

I can’t decide, he’s dressed like an agent but I SWEAR I’ve seen him play a movie thug of some kind in some random movie…anyone else?  Either way he’s delusional if he thinks he needs his bluetooth while eating at a hot dog stand, and I think he knows it since he doesn’t look too amused that someone is snapping his picture.  Our submitter informed me that he played it off well as if he were taking a picture of his friend…good job Matthew.

Who’s he talking to?

Jean Claude Van Damme’s agency to see if he can play the big burly guy that gets his ass kicked at the end of Jean Claude’s next movie.  His argument is that it requires little to no acting skill and he’ll go down in the 2nd for sure.

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