Tag: CA

*SING* The Bluetooths on the Bus are Douche-Douche-Bags *SING*




Found this picture on Twitter through @kiana_kiana.  She took the picture because she was airing herself out…I find it hilarious obviously becuase there are two bluetooth earpieces right next to each other…on the BUS!  Lots of people ride the bus, that’s fine…but if you’re riding the bus out of necessity then I’m guessing that money you spent on the bluetooth could go to better use.

Who are they talking to?

She’s calling her boyfriend, telling him to crank up the window unit A/C so she doesn’t sweat her ass off when she gets home.

He’s calling up Paramount to see why his residual checks have stopped coming in for his work in Forrest Gump.

Ron Jeremy’s Douchier Brother

greasy_bluetoothYet another Flickr find, this one from “Delicious Soup.”

What looks like Ron Jeremy’s not so distant cousin or long lost brother is actually a snakeoil salesman in Los Angeles, CA.  Can you believe this shot was taken in LA???

Speaking of where this shot was taken…I just noticed it but is the person snapping the picture in a Smart Car?  Look at the reflection in the red car’s paint.  Not sure what’s douchier, wearing a bluetooth or driving a Smart Car

Hollyweird Hot Dog Stand

hollyweird_hot_dog_bluetoothI literally LOL’d when I saw this one snapped by @MatthewKlekner, THANKS MATTHEW!

The Details

Location: Hollyweird, CA (see the walk of fame in the background?)

Date: 7/22/09

Time: Time for that guy to quit being a C-list celebrity agent

What he ordered:  Giant polish sausage

Agent or Movie Thug?

I can’t decide, he’s dressed like an agent but I SWEAR I’ve seen him play a movie thug of some kind in some random movie…anyone else?  Either way he’s delusional if he thinks he needs his bluetooth while eating at a hot dog stand, and I think he knows it since he doesn’t look too amused that someone is snapping his picture.  Our submitter informed me that he played it off well as if he were taking a picture of his friend…good job Matthew.

Who’s he talking to?

Jean Claude Van Damme’s agency to see if he can play the big burly guy that gets his ass kicked at the end of Jean Claude’s next movie.  His argument is that it requires little to no acting skill and he’ll go down in the 2nd for sure.