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beer man chris

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“I found the premier hunting ground, but hunters beware!  Verizon stores, apparently the employees (are NOT required btw) like to wear there phones in planes sight, and rock star trek blue tooths while still answering yet another cell phone.  This place is FULL of them, customers included, but the odds of getting caught are huge, so use the buddy system!”
Location: Verizon Store in Peoria, AZ
Submitted by: Beer Man Chris

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Oodles of Deals Equals Oodles of Noodles

by Brian on January 25, 2010

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“This guy was checkin’ the, and this is no joke, oodles of noodles at a Safeway.  Serious business.”
Location: Safeway, Peoria, AZ
Submitted by: Beer Man Chris

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The shades… the effin shades man… this guy has been closin’ deals since Zack Morris got the cell phone.
Location: Verizon Store, Peoria AZ
Submitted by: Beer Man Chris

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Dude Narrating His Life Story in Quiktrip

by Brian on January 21, 2010

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“This dude was from a barrio south side QT.  He was literally narrating his life to whoever he was talking to.  he talked about the taquito he was buying… he talked about the diet fucking rooster he was getting…”
Location: QT in Peoria, AZ
Submitted by: Beer Man Chris

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Hands Not So Free Bluetooth Headset

by Brian on January 21, 2010

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“I use my handsfree bluetooth headset so I can have one hand on my hip and the other on my phone…wait, isn’t that a pointless use of bluetooth headsets? Oh well, at least now people will know how important I am and how many deals I wish I was closing.”
Location: Walgreens, Peoria, AZ
Submitted by: Beer Man Chris

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