Why be a regular douchebag when you can double up?
This kid’s obviously headed down the wrong path, hanging out with the wrong kids. At least take one of those damn things out before someone punches you in the face.
On the other hand, maybe he’s a child prodigy that’s closing business deals AND talking to his mom on the phone at the same time. “I’ll be home a little late today mom, I have a feeling a group of kids is going to kick my ass on the way home again for wearing two bluetooth earpieces.”
-James