I was on Facebook today and saw a photo album entitled “Wedding of Awesomeness” so I clicked of course. Little did I know I was about to stumble on some dude that thought it was appropriate to wear his bluetooth headset during his wedding! Not only that, it appears he wears this thing EVERYWHERE as you’ll see in the profile pictures I grabbed. His profile says he’s a part time Walmart employee which means he’s definitely not closing enough deals.
Starts out very sweet and innocent, even making his daughter part of the ceremony
Wait a second, what’s that in your ear? Are you conferencing in a witness that couldn’t be there in person?
Not even the cake eating ceremony will keep this guy from closing deals.
Maybe it was a one time thing, wait, nope, here are a ton more of him wearing it. Notice the different hairstyles, this has been going on for some time!