Seriously, this is what Bill Gates would have dished out to the masses if he had developed the technology back in the day. This thing is HUGE! Absolutely nothing discrete about this one, he wants EVERYONE to know what a giant douche he is.
“Hey Johnson, I want that report on my desk by Tuesday…what’s that? Oh, I want pickles on my meatball sub. No, not you Johnson, I was talking to the Deli employee. Yeah, I talk on my bluetooth and to people’s faces at the same time because I’M A DOUCHEBAG!”
Too bad there wasn’t audio attached…that’s exactly what he said verbatim.