This douchebag has a gun AND a bluetooth earpiece

by Brian on December 17, 2009

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My buddy Jason took this one in a Starbucks, and although you can’t see it in the picture he’s got a gun strapped to his belt.  This douchebag is walking around Scottsdale wearing a gun…because he’s hardcore, and you need a gun…in Scottsdale.  Douchebag.
Location: Starbucks in Scottsdale, AZ
Submitted by: Jason

  • ArpitUppal

    Walker Scottsdale Douchebag

    • jamesmastercraft

      how dare you compare him to the likes of Chuck Norris!

  • Nevermind that! What about the guy sitting behind him by the window, waxing his dong in public? I think he's using the Australian Overhand Method.

    • jamesmastercraft

      It also looks like that kid is probably in the same position he was right when this douchebag walked in…just froze in place all riddled with fear

  • Nevermind that! What about the guy sitting behind him by the window, waxing his dong in public? I think he's using the Australian Overhand Method.

  • jamesmastercraft

    how dare you compare him to the likes of Chuck Norris!

  • jamesmastercraft

    It also looks like that kid is probably in the same position he was right when this douchebag walked in…just froze in place all riddled with fear

  • Chip

    Because Scottsdale is known for being a richer area it has one of the highest crime rates in the Phoenix area, so yes you need a gun around there. Also, you can use it to fight off other blue-tooth douche-bags!

  • Tim

    I can't believe people really wear guns into Starbucks. I read about that, and thought it was more of a one-time silly protest thing that the hardcore Teabagger types did. Wearing a gun (in Starbucks, no less – they're known for their shootouts) is at least 10 times more douchey than a bluetooth. Wow – talk about overcompensating. A phallic object proudly displayed on his belt? That guy needs professional help quick

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