Met’s Fan Bluetooth Douche

by Brian on July 20, 2009

baseball game bluetooth douche

baseball game bluetooth douche

Mets fan, enough said.

Alright, let’s talk some more shit anyways:

Who’s he talking To?

  • His mom, she forgot to¬† iron the top right shoulder of his gray t-shirt
  • Capital records, he’s THIS close to getting a deal
  • Talking shit to his buddy who’s a Yankees fan and still less of a douche than this guy because he doesn’t use a handsfree device in public

What’s he doing?

  • Wondering how long he can hold it in, he’s about to pop a squat right there
  • Waiting in line for the new Harry Potter movie
  • NOT TALKING ON THE PHONE DESPITE WEARING A BLUETOOTH EARPIECE!

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