Mets fan, enough said.
Alright, let’s talk some more shit anyways:
Who’s he talking To?
- His mom, she forgot to iron the top right shoulder of his gray t-shirt
- Capital records, he’s THIS close to getting a deal
- Talking shit to his buddy who’s a Yankees fan and still less of a douche than this guy because he doesn’t use a handsfree device in public
What’s he doing?
- Wondering how long he can hold it in, he’s about to pop a squat right there
- Waiting in line for the new Harry Potter movie
- NOT TALKING ON THE PHONE DESPITE WEARING A BLUETOOTH EARPIECE!