Douche, Bag, And Beyond

by Brian on December 23, 2009

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Looks like this guy DID have enough time to go to Bed, Bath & Beyond…BY HIMSELF!
Location: The Beyond Store
Submitted by: @bleutool

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“Ok, Ive got my douchebag stamp on the side of my head for all the chicks to see. Now I just need a way to be able to stare at their breasts without them noticing. Gotit! I'm gonna go into a well lit store wearing dark sunglasses. They'll see my douchebag stamp hanging from my ear and be drawn to me like a fat kid on a doughnut. I'll get to check them out and all they'll see in my eyes is their reflection. Man I hope I've got some deals to close while I'm there.”