Bluetooth Douchebag

Douchebags who think bluetooth headsets make them cool & important

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I think this is an interesting case of irony where this Walmart lady is helping people with their H1N1 swine flue vaccinations but has no idea she’s spreading the virus of “thinking bluetooth headsets are awesome” pandemic.  FYI, the difference between an epidemic and a pandemic is that a pandemic affects more people…so yes, I’m saying more people are bluetooth douchebags than those who have had swine flue.  Prove me wrong.
Location: Walmart in Phoenix AZ
Submitted by: Dave

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Oodles of Deals Equals Oodles of Noodles

by Brian on January 25, 2010

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“This guy was checkin’ the, and this is no joke, oodles of noodles at a Safeway.  Serious business.”
Location: Safeway, Peoria, AZ
Submitted by: Beer Man Chris

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Mile High Douchebag

by Brian on January 24, 2010

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First I like how he’s holding his hand up to his left ear…probably thinking “Damn, I bet if I had two of these things I’d close TWICE as many deals!”  The second thing I like is the juxtaposition of the pay phone bank in the background, there’s something artistic about it.
Location: Denver Airport
Submitted by: @bleutool

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“Okay, so this guy was pitching Pizza Delivery services to our office saying he could beat the yadda yadda.  He gave his whole sales pitch while rocking his tooth.”
Location: Peoria, AZ
Submitted by: Beer Man Chris

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The shades… the effin shades man… this guy has been closin’ deals since Zack Morris got the cell phone.
Location: Verizon Store, Peoria AZ
Submitted by: Beer Man Chris

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