Bluetooth Douchebag

Douchebags who think bluetooth headsets make them cool & important

More than 1 thing wrong with this picture

by Brian on July 17, 2009

more than one thing wrong with this picture

more than one thing wrong with this picture

Alright, let’s break this one down.

  1. First off the obvious, he’s a handsfree homo.
  2. Second, he’s drinking an MGD because he thinks it’s like a mini bottle of crystal.
  3. Third, his leather jacket looks like he just picked it up from the Goodwill.
  4. Fourth, he actually took the sticker off his flat-billed hat, doesn’t he know that if you want to be a rapper you have to let everyone know that your flat billed hat is officially licensed by the MLB???
  5. Last but not least, he’s at a party that has icicle lights all around, which means he’s in college (community college).  Who’s he on the phone with? The dean of GCC???

Keep the submissions coming!

-James

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Lee Evans on Bluetooth Douchebags

by Brian on July 17, 2009

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Our First Hands Free Homo!

by Brian on July 16, 2009

he's so proud!

he's so proud!

Look at this douche!  Not only is he wearing a bluetooth headset but he’s actually pointing to it as if we don’t already see what’s making him such a douchebag!

Wait a minute, is that a “3″ sticker I see in the background??? This guy’s a NASCAR fan too!?!?!  Shouldn’t he be using something a little less high tech like a Motorola StarTac attached to his head with a rubber band?

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BTDB Welcome

by Brian on July 15, 2009

This site is dedicated to one thing, calling out all the douchebags that wear their bluetooth earpieces and hands free headsets in public as a fashion statement.  It’s that simple.  Now you have a place to send your pictures when you spot someone in the airport, at the local Quiznos or even on the damn beach!

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