by Brian on August 17, 2009
You saw it here first!
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Aaronkai from Twitter spotted this bermuda triangle of bluetooth douchebaggery in our first Hawaii (Honolulu to be exact) submission. We can all see the one bluetooth earpiece but what Aaron informed me of next nearly made me shit my pants…there’s ANOTHER one in his LEFT ear!
THAT’S NOT ALL!
His wife is on the other side (you can see her shadow)…and guess what, the douchebaggery is contagious, SHE’S WEARING ONE TOO!
Watch out everyone, this is obviously the power couple of Hawaii! I’ve received an anonymous tip that they’re working closely with Joe (from Joe vs. The Volcano) to develop their own line of steamer trunks that double as life rafts.
Thank you Aaron, not only for the picture but for the additional information about the power of 3 which obviously causes people to develop cyborg qualities. I’m just surprised there wasn’t a fanny pack involved.
-James
by Brian on August 15, 2009
“Katie, fire up the space shuttle, I’m going to need a ride!”
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Found this Twitpic from @superk in Seattle, WA. Thank you!
A few questions come to mind when I look at this picture:
What’s Tom Cruise doing in Seattle?
Why is he checking under his own hood?
Who is he talking to?
All these questions are answered by Scientology of course!
He’s in Seattle to make sure there aren’t any more protest issues like this one.
He’s checking under his own hood becuase he wants to appear to be normal despite his Scientologist ways…he’ll do that any chance he gets since he’s so CaRAzeeEEe!
He’s talking to Xenu of course, that isn’t any normal bluetooth in his ear folks, he’s got a direct line with the big man himself!
by Brian on August 14, 2009
WTF LA
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Found this picture on Twitter through @kiana_kiana. She took the picture because she was airing herself out…I find it hilarious obviously becuase there are two bluetooth earpieces right next to each other…on the BUS! Lots of people ride the bus, that’s fine…but if you’re riding the bus out of necessity then I’m guessing that money you spent on the bluetooth could go to better use.
Who are they talking to?
She’s calling her boyfriend, telling him to crank up the window unit A/C so she doesn’t sweat her ass off when she gets home.
He’s calling up Paramount to see why his residual checks have stopped coming in for his work in Forrest Gump.
by Brian on August 13, 2009
This picture might be doctored, but he’s still a douchebag
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Upon hearing the news that he’s signing with the Philadelphia Eagles, I finally went ahead and modified a picture of Michael Vick so I could post him to this site.
Michael Vick is a douchebag.
The Philadelphia Eagles are stupid for signing him…especially for 2 years.
Ticket sales will probably plummet for them this year…rightfully so.
You can take the football player out of the hood but you can’t take the hood out of the football player.
by Brian on August 13, 2009
