by Brian on August 3, 2009
Actually…It’s Florida
But seriously, doesn’t this look like a typical dirty Jersey guido douchebag? His Myspace name is Tu Chiko Dorado which I believe means “Skinny Cigarettes.”
Who’s He Talking To?
Judging by his pose it’s his urologist, he’s asking why it burns when he pees (crotch grab) after that night in Miami where he blacked out. He’s also talking to his boyfriend who’s in the room and pointing to the Ed Hardy shirt he plans on wearing to the club tonight.
Contact Him
If you want to contact this douche, just email him at cuban-3@hotmail.com and ask him why he chooses to wear a bluetooth earpiece for his Myspace picture but decides the shirt is just unnecessary.
by Brian on August 3, 2009
Johnny Johnny Johnny
I’ll go easy on you because you’re in car, and that’s one of the approved places to use the bluetooth. Plus that Lincoln Continental is badass so it sort of cancels out the douche factor. The only thing I really have a problem with is this obvious product placement by Aliph. The thing that sucks is that it was so effective there’s news about it all over Google. I thought the big news last night was that Eric Murphy is shutting down the Murphy Group…but alas, the bluetooth earpiece once again grabs the spotlight.
What happened to Coca Cola?
I hope eventually this site becomes popular enough to where we don’t have to worry about these stupid product placements and get back to the Coca Cola product placements that seem to find their way into EVERYTHING on television!
by Brian on August 2, 2009
caleb the tard
TheDirty.com
So one of the inspirations for BluetoothDouchebag.com is of course DirtyScottsdale.com, now known as TheDirty.com. Doing a search on TheDirty.com I found quite a few bluetooth douchebags including this one.
Who’s he talking to?
He’s talking to his financial advisor, trying to figure out why he can’t keep leasing his BMW even though he’s a self proclaimed $30K millionaire.
by Brian on July 31, 2009
Whenever a new social networking site pops up we’re forced to ask ourselves “what picture should I use for my profile?”
Put up your best front
As soon as he signed up, Tevonte AKA caribbean_hotboy knew exactly what picture would be PERFECT!
50 Cent lookalike?
He though to himself “You know what, I’m going to show this world how important I am. I’m going to give my best ‘50 Cent’ look and maybe close some business deals on my bluetooth at the same time!”
Bravo Tevonte, mission accomplished. You are by far the coolest mother fucker on Haitian Connection. When all ‘dem hoes be comin’ ’round your profile page you can bet they’ll be all over your business deal closin’ ass!
by Brian on July 30, 2009
According to HolyTaco.com, the bluetooth douchebag is only number 8 on the list…I think it should be higher.
Here’s the excerpt:
8. Blue Tooth Headset
WHY YOU THINK YOU’RE COOL: All the other losers have to use their hands when they talk on the phone. Not you! You can talk on your phone and at the same time safely give some loser the finger because they’re only driving the speed limit. It’s Tuesday, doesn’t this asshole know you have your jujitsu class at 24 hour fitness to go to?
WHY YOU’RE NOT COOL: I don’t give a shit if you’re talking to someone on the other end, when you’re in a Subway Sandwiches and they’re trying to take your order while you say “Listen, you give me that paperwork for the Johnson account by tomorrow or it’s your ass. No mayo. I said no Mayo! Yeah, that’s right, Johnson account on my desk! No pepperoncinis!” it’s pretty god damn confusing and asshole-ish to everyone trying to deal with you. Answer your phone when you have time to hold it in your hand. The only people that should be wearing blue tooth wireless headsets are military field generals and the people that work the day after thanksgiving sale at Old Navy.
