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Douchebags who think bluetooth headsets make them cool & important

Too Bad That Manhole is Covered

by Brian on February 4, 2010

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You think he’d fall right in if it weren’t?  I think so, when you’re closing deals 24/7 you don’t have time to look on the ground for uncovered manholes (or personholes for the feminists out there).
Location: Miami, FL
Submitted by: Skippy Matador

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So apparently this was at some client event in Miami and this guy’s name is OMG.  Thoroughly confused? Me too.  Let’s break this one down since there’s so much going on:

  • It’s cold.  How can I tell?  The two people interviewing OMG are bundled up so much that even the camerawoman has to cover her face…or that might be to mask her reaction to this guy’s…well, you know
  • The shade of the sky indicates a sunrise…this guy doesn’t even wait for the sun to come up before doing interviews AND closing deals at the same time!
  • I’m trying to figure out what his tattoo is, either it’s some sort of sea creature or a map to his hidden treasure he just buried in case he stops closing so many deals
  • Is that his big ass truck in the background?  If so then this guy gets a pass…not because it’s a giant expensive truck but because his speedo matches it

Location: Miami
Submitted by: Skippy Matador

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Apparently this isn’t the first time this BTDB submitter saw this dude with a bluetooth headset in either, so don’t blame the broken down vehicle on his need for the headset.
Location: Corona, CA
Submitted by: Billy

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Ray Arnold: [trying to bring the system back on-line] Access main program. Access main security. Access main program grid.
[the computer denies him finally saying, "You didn't say the magic word!"]
Dennis Nedry: [on computer] Uh uh uh! You didn’t say the magic word! Uh uh uh!
Ray Arnold: Please! God damn it! I hate this hacker crap!
Location: Miami
Submitted by: Photo Mike

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Bed, Bath and Beyond Douchebaggery

by Brian on February 2, 2010

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Spotted this little gem while Christmas shopping (yes, even my pictures take a while to post to the site) and thought DAMN, she’s closing deals all the way up through Christmas Eve!
Location: Bed Bath & Beyond in Phoenix, AZ
Submitted by: Yours Truly

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