VIDEO: Bluetooth Douchebags in the Home Depot


I heard this guy yapping up a storm when I was one aisle over and had an inkling he was a bluetooth douchebag…yep, sure enough!

Sorry for the choppy video, I was trying to capture everything without getting caught…although this guy was obnoxious enough that I was close to telling him to shut it! Ah, who am I kidding? I don’t have the balls to do that….yet.

Location: Home Depot in Mesa, AZ
Submitted by: Yours Truly

Never Too Old To Close Deals



Don’t worry, it’s not one of those Super Sonic XL hearing aids, this is a legitimate bluetooth headset…and perhaps that’s Warren Buffett!
Submitted by: @bleutool

Douchebag Barbie, Busting Through That Glass Ceiling



Don’t tell this up and comer that she’s not ready for that VP position, she’s closing deals left and right as you can see by the bluetooth headset as well as all the 0’s and 1’s on her shirt and laptop screen.
Submitted by: Darcie

Too Early to Close Deals? Never!



Not sure what business is open from 10:30AM to 1:00AM but this guy is on the ball closing deals before the doors even open.  Good job sir!
Location: Denver
Submitted by: @bleutool