Bluetooth Douchebag

Douchebags who think bluetooth headsets make them cool & important

Going on Safari But Still Closin’ Deals

by Brian on February 13, 2010

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You can see with his hand gesture that he’s explaining something very important.
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Submitted by: @bleutool

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Here Comes the Choo Choo!

by Brian on February 12, 2010

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I’m torn, I can actually see how a bluetooth headset would be necessary for a parent taking care of their kid but since I have no kids I have no empathy.  Some day this will come back to bite me in the ass I’m sure…kind of like the person who notoriously complains about crying babies on the airplane but after becoming a parent finding themselves boarding their first flight with a kid and becoming the person they loathed for so many years.  Isn’t Karma fun?!?!?!
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Submitted by: @bleutool

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Closin’ Deals at the School Carnival

by Brian on February 11, 2010

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Who says it’s bad parenting to split your focus between your kids and your deals?  After all, how the hell else is this guy gonna pay for an Ivy League education?
Location: Nevada
Submitted by: @bleutool

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Yimmy the Tulip Nabs Two at Arrowhead Mall

by Brian on February 11, 2010

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Yimmy the Tulip had a two-fer one day, caught some guy in either Helzberg diamonds or the Coach store apparently closing enough deals to window show at either one of those stores.  The other guy is apparently closing deals at lunch and not conversing with his friend.  Arrowhead mall is a breeding ground for BTDBs.
Location: Arrowhead Mall, Peoria AZ
Submitted by: Yimmy the Tulip

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Two A-Holes Visit….

by Brian on February 10, 2010

A Nativity Scene

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An Adoption Agency

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Even SNL is on board with the bluetooth douchebag movement.  This notorious couple is always obnoxious and the guy always wears a bluetooth headset.

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