Bluetooth Douchebag

Douchebags who think bluetooth headsets make them cool & important

Assassin guy giving instructions

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Assassin guy receiving instructions

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Wait a minute, assassin guy CAN hold a phone to his ear!

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Can you spot all THREE bluetooth headsets in this picture?

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Better make sure your hair doesn’t cover the bluetooth headset

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Don’t you love her frustrated face?

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Wait a tic! She’s on the bluetooth headset AND holding her hand up? Doesn’t that defeat the purpose?

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“Don’t you see how important I am? Talkin’ on my bluetooth headset? Look, I’m pointing to it!”

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“Okay, seriously…I’m closing some major deals right now”

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“Uh, let me pull that satellite feed up sir”

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Once again, holding your hand to your ear while on a bluetooth headset negates the functionality of said headset.

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I noticed a lot of people tweeting about the ridiculous amount of bluetooth headset usage on Fox’s hit show 24 but didn’t realize how rampant it was until I fired up the ol’ compute pute (that’s what I call my computer, so what) and caught up with the first full episode of the season.  I haven’t even checked the second episode yet but I think this show will be a very good source of ammunition for my site.  As much as the bluetooth usage annoys me, I still have to watch it so I can recap for all you loyal BTDB fans…ideally they’ll catch wind of how much people dislike the exorbitant amount of douchebaggery taking place on their show and go back to using their standard flip phones…I can dream can’t I?

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Some last minute Christmas card shopping (I know, even more last minute that I’m posting this mid-January).
Location: Portland, OR
Submitted by: Jim

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Urban Soldier in Camo, “Blue Team Go!”

by Brian on January 19, 2010

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Greased out hair? Check. Pencil beard? Check. 1 carat CZ earrings? Check. Camo jacket for incognito look? Check. Knockoff Adidas pants with 2 stripes instead of 3? Check.  Alright, let’s move out!
Location: The Bus, Phoenix AZ
Submitted by: Aaron

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Deep in Thought, Eating Funyuns

by Brian on January 18, 2010

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Location: Phoenix, AZ
Submitted by: Aaron

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A buddy of mine sent this to me from a Cardinals game, said the dude was wearing it the entire time tailgating…just closin’ deals and whatnot.  Also, what the hell jersey is he wearing? #5 is the punter Ben Graham but I can’t read what the name is on his jersey, not Graham though that’s for sure…he’s gotta close more deals and get a new jersey.

GO CARDINALS! Kick some ass today!  Also, if anyone is out at the game, please find out the answer to my question about who has more BTDBs.

Location: University of Phoenix Stadium in Phoenix, AZ
Submitted by: Matt

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