Brad Pitt, this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you

by Brian on July 20, 2009

brad pitt bluetooth...nooooooo!!!!

brad pitt bluetooth...nooooooo!!!!

Now I’m Sad

This hurts because Brad is a guy’s guy, a dude’s dude.  Whether you’ve been a fan of his since A River Runs Through It or just can’t watch Fight Club enough times to fully comprehend everything that happens in that movie, most people are fans of Brad Pitt, and rightfully so!  He’s a fucking talent!

Isn’t it ironic?

So it was to my dismay when I discovered that Brad Pitt is to be featured in the latest edition of Wired, talking about technology etiquitte of all things!  Apparently his publicist didn’t inform him that part of technology etiquitte is knowing when and where to use your bluetooth handsfree device.

THAT’S IT!

I’m adding “cover of international magazine” to the list of places that are NOT acceptable to wear your bluetooth earpiece.  How could such an ironic travesty take place?  Where were the checks and balances when deciding this cover shot was the perfect moment to highlight how much Brad Pitt knows about the “New Rules of Technology?”
ANOTHER ONE!

But wait, there’s more!

If that weren’t bad enough, he has a completely DIFFERENT handsfree device on his RIGHT ear in one of the inside pictures! Judging from this one, it appears he has separate handsfree devices for cover shoots and bathrooms…okay, maybe that’s not so weird…

-James

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  • BTh8r

    Did you read the Wired article? I think it pretty much confirmed that it was douchbaggery to wear a bluetooth… Pitt's headset was ironic.

  • jamesmastercraft

    Someone brought up the good point that if I had actually read the wired article I'd realize that the whole point of it is that he's pointing out the douchebaggery.

    I jumped the gun a little bit on this one Brad, sorry about that. BRAVO for standing up and putting yourself out there to raise awareness for this epidemic.

    I think you're more of a saint than Angelina, she must not care to rid the world of douchebags.

  • jamesmastercraft

    Someone brought up the good point that if I had actually read the wired article I'd realize that the whole point of it is that he's pointing out the douchebaggery.

    I jumped the gun a little bit on this one Brad, sorry about that. BRAVO for standing up and putting yourself out there to raise awareness for this epidemic.

    I think you're more of a saint than Angelina, she must not care to rid the world of douchebags.

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