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Yimmy the Tulip

The High Rollers Bank at the WF

by Brian on March 25, 2010

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“Uh, ma’am…this deposit slip doesn’t allow for enough 0’s….I need to withdraw at least 1,000,000 for this weekend’s Vegas trip.”
Location: Wells Fargo, Phoenix AZ
Submitted by: Yimmy the Tulip

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This is what’s known as a “rich man problem” whereby you stress out over how many zeros to add to your deposit.  He could deposit the whole cool million he made that week closin’ deals or keep $900k for some “walking around money” as Adam Carolla would put it.
Location: Wells Fargo in Phoenix, AZ
Submitted by: Yimmy the Tulip

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Yimmy the Tulip Nabs Two at Arrowhead Mall

by Brian on February 11, 2010

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Yimmy the Tulip had a two-fer one day, caught some guy in either Helzberg diamonds or the Coach store apparently closing enough deals to window show at either one of those stores.  The other guy is apparently closing deals at lunch and not conversing with his friend.  Arrowhead mall is a breeding ground for BTDBs.
Location: Arrowhead Mall, Peoria AZ
Submitted by: Yimmy the Tulip

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This Guy Needs Some Viagra for His LimpTooth

by Brian on February 8, 2010

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Or maybe he’s just closed so many deals today that it’s worn out and needs to rest.
Location: Arizona
Submitted by: Yimmy the Tulip

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Hello World! I’m Ready to Close Deals!

by Brian on December 29, 2009

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That’s what I’m thinking this guy wants to yell as he finishes paying for his gas in cash and exits the store with no rations.
Location: Quiktrip in Peoria, AZ
Submitted by: Yimmy the Tulip

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