Category: Work

Employees Must Remove Bluetooth Headsets Before Returning to Work



“I found the premier hunting ground, but hunters beware!  Verizon stores, apparently the employees (are NOT required btw) like to wear there phones in planes sight, and rock star trek blue tooths while still answering yet another cell phone.  This place is FULL of them, customers included, but the odds of getting caught are huge, so use the buddy system!”
Location: Verizon Store in Peoria, AZ
Submitted by: Beer Man Chris

“Yo Dude, I Can Get You Some DEALS on Pizza Dudebro”




“Okay, so this guy was pitching Pizza Delivery services to our office saying he could beat the yadda yadda.  He gave his whole sales pitch while rocking his tooth.”
Location: Peoria, AZ
Submitted by: Beer Man Chris

Qwest to Become a Douchebag…Success!


Yimmy the Tulip caught this guy not getting dirty in this dirty jobs scenario.  Hey, when you’ve got a perfectly pressed blue dress shirt and happen to be closing deals on your bluetooth integrated Matrix style sunglasses the last thing you want to do is get dirty!  That’s what the the ELEVEN OTHER GUYS are for except for the fact that there are only TWO people in the hole digging!  That’s Arizona construction for ya.  Seriously, count them in the background of the first picture, there are ELEVEN people standing around not closing deals like Mr. blue shirt man.

The guy in the truck, he just doesn’t want to talk to the driver so he keeps his earpiece in.  Nothing says “I don’t want to talk to you” like a passenger with a bluetooth earpiece on.

Location: Phoenix, AZ
Submitted by: Yimmy the Tulip