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		<title>&#8220;Please Hold Bill, Gotta Finish my Lunch Before Closing More Deals&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 18:50:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve said it before, I&#8217;ll say it again.  It&#8217;s just plain rude to wear a bluetooth headset while eating with other people.  This guy probably chews with his mouth open and doesn&#8217;t even lay the cutlery on the appopriate part of the plate when finished&#8230;savages. Location: Washington Submitted by: @JMC__]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: left;">I&#8217;ve said it before, I&#8217;ll say it again.  It&#8217;s just plain rude to wear a<a title="bluetooth headset" href="http://bluetoothdouchebag.com" target="_self"> bluetooth headset</a> while eating with other people.  This guy probably chews with his mouth open and doesn&#8217;t even lay the cutlery on the appopriate part of the plate when finished&#8230;savages.<br />
Location: Washington<br />
Submitted by: <a title="bluetooth headset" href="http://twitter.com/jmc__" target="_blank">@JMC__</a></p>
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		<title>Direct Line to Bill Gates</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:09:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I always automatically assume that anyone wearing a bluetooth earpiece in Seattle has a direct line with Bill Gates&#8230;who else is important enough in that town to wear a headset in public? Location: Seattle, WA Submitted by: @mooshydiva]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: left;">I always automatically assume that anyone wearing a bluetooth earpiece in Seattle has a direct line with Bill Gates&#8230;who else is important enough in that town to wear a headset in public?<br />
Location: Seattle, WA<br />
Submitted by: <a title="Bill Gates" href="http://twitter.com/mooshydiva" target="_blank">@mooshydiva</a></p>
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		<title>Carnies&#8230;Small Hands, Smell Like Cabbage and Wear Bluetooth Earpieces</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 06:37:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seriously, this guy works at a carnival and feels the need to wear his bluetooth earpiece.  I can see Joe Dirt pulling it off but not this guy.  Notice the spray bottle in the background at the bottom of the picture?  That&#8217;s for cleaning up puke. Location: Puyallup Fair in Washington Submitted by: Josh]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Seriously, this guy works at a carnival and feels the need to wear his bluetooth earpiece.  I can see <a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kNWmfKARQ_I/SBjZ9fv0ogI/AAAAAAAAB-Q/UotCbm5RUSg/s400/joe+dirt+2.bmp" target="_blank">Joe Dirt</a> pulling it off but not this guy.  Notice the spray bottle in the background at the bottom of the picture?  That&#8217;s for cleaning up puke.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Location: <a href="http://www.thefair.com/puyallup-fair/" target="_blank">Puyallup Fair</a> in Washington</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Submitted by: Josh</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Korean Rockstar&#8221; Car Salesman in Tacoma, WA</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:54:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This guy&#8217;s apparently some &#8220;dirty ol&#8217; used car dog&#8221; who thinks he&#8217;s the shit&#8230;even calls himself the &#8220;Korean Rockstar!&#8221;  Apparently he wears Versace glasses too&#8230;sounds like an official BTDB to me. Location: Tacoma, WA Submitted by: Mike]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: left;">This guy&#8217;s apparently some &#8220;dirty ol&#8217; used car dog&#8221; who thinks he&#8217;s the shit&#8230;even calls himself the &#8220;Korean Rockstar!&#8221;  Apparently he wears Versace glasses too&#8230;sounds like an official BTDB to me.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Location: Tacoma, WA</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Submitted by: Mike</p>
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		<title>Nosebleed Seats + Gameboy + Bluetooth + 67 Years = This Guy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:25:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sporting Events]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Must be a slow game This was taken at the Seattle Mariner&#8217;s game by Twitter user @khakitrousers.  She spotted quite a rare site.  First off the guy is older  Second he has, and is using, a gameboy.  Third, he&#8217;s up in the nosebleed section which is quite curious becuase if he needs his bluetooth at [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><h2 style="text-align: center;">Must be a slow game</h2>
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<p style="text-align: left;">This was taken at the Seattle Mariner&#8217;s game by Twitter user <a href="http://twitter.com/khakitrousers" target="_blank">@khakitrousers</a>.  She spotted quite a rare site.  First off the guy is older  Second he has, and is using, a gameboy.  Third, he&#8217;s up in the nosebleed section which is quite curious becuase if he needs his bluetooth at the baseball game he&#8217;s obviously closing deals&#8230;shouldn&#8217;t he be able to afford better seats?</p>
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		<title>Tom Cruise? Is that you on the bluetooth?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 11:25:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Katie, fire up the space shuttle, I&#8217;m going to need a ride!&#8221; Found this Twitpic from @superk in Seattle, WA.  Thank you! A few questions come to mind when I look at this picture: What&#8217;s Tom Cruise doing in Seattle? Why is he checking under his own hood? Who is he talking to? All these [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><h2>&#8220;Katie, fire up the space shuttle, I&#8217;m going to need a ride!&#8221;</h2>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Found this <a href="http://twitpic.com/d81o1" target="_blank">Twitpic </a>from <a href="http://twitter.com/superk" target="_blank">@superk</a> in Seattle, WA.  Thank you!</p>
<h2 style="text-align: left;">A few questions come to mind when I look at this picture:</h2>
<p style="text-align: left;">What&#8217;s Tom Cruise doing in Seattle?</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Why is he checking under his own hood?</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Who is he talking to?</p>
<h2 style="text-align: left;">All these questions are answered by Scientology of course!</h2>
<p style="text-align: left;">He&#8217;s in Seattle to make sure there aren&#8217;t any more protest issues like <a title="seattle scientology" href="http://www.exscientologykids.com/eskforums/viewtopic.php?t=1638" target="_blank">this one</a>.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">He&#8217;s checking under his own hood becuase he wants to appear to be normal despite his Scientologist ways&#8230;he&#8217;ll do that any chance he gets since he&#8217;s so CaRAzeeEEe!</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">He&#8217;s talking to <a title="xenu - scientology" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu" target="_blank">Xenu </a>of course, that isn&#8217;t any normal bluetooth in his ear folks, he&#8217;s got a direct line with the big man himself!</p>
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