Category: Walmart

Walmart cart rider & business woman extraordinaire

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I’ve been hunting this one for a while, the elusive BTDB walmart cart rider… Who says you need to be able to walk, or need to have teeth to close deals?”
Location: Walmart in Phoenix AZ
Submitted by: Beer Man Chris

Manboobs Walmart Bluetooth Douchebag

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Don’t lie, you’re thinking the same thing….how is the shirt extending further after his chest?

Location: Walmart in Mesa, AZ

Submitted by: Andy

First Walmart Bluetooth Douchebag!

Check out where he keeps his multiple cell phones!

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Jfriah, the same secret service agent who did the CSI recreation with this guy, was able to snag a picture of this North Dakota Walmart frequenter.  So glad we finally have a Walmart shot becuase every time I’m in there I see someone with a bluetooth earpiece but they must know who I am because they move too damn fast.  Probably because they’re so smart they don’t need to ask for help like the guy above!

Despite the fact that we only see the finest example of upstanding and youthful citizens in Walmart, this guy apparently doesn’t fit that mold and is unaware the cell phone boobs went out back in 2007.

-James