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This is what i was afraid of…

This company Earloomz is helping spread douchebaggery throughout the media.  This has to stop!


Ron Artest is a Bluetooth Douchebag

by Brian on June 20, 2010

Alright Ron Artest, you won your first championship and have a big appearance on Jimmy Kimmel, better make the most of it with some weird attention whoring pants.


Wait a minute…WTF is that in your ear? Is that a bluetooth headset? Maybe he was just closing deals back stage and forgot to take it off.


Wait, nope, he’s keeping it in.  He’s wearing a bluetooth headset on national television.  Jimmy should be offended and insulted, how rude is that???


Ron Artest obviously didn’t forget about it as you can see him adjusting it here.


Jimmy asked him if he really has that thing in his ear and Ron Artest just skirts the question, mentioning that he’s been out all night and needs to take a shower.



Is this really what our society has come to? Are these the people we’re supposed to look up to and emulate?  How many of those stupid Lakers headsets are going to be sold over the weekend because of this appearance?  Plenty of material for my site yes, but to be quite honest, if I had to shut my site down due to the lack of bluetooth headset wearers I would actually rejoice in knowing that maybe I had a small part in ridding the world of this stupid trend.

I guess I shouldn’t expect much from the Lakers considering they come from a city that riots after winning any and every championship like a bunch of dumbass hooligans, and it certainly doesn’t help that the team captain is a rapist. I thought football players got the worst of it by displaying idiotic behavior in public but the Lakers are certainly doing a good job at proving me wrong.

Hey Ron Artest, didn’t your mom teach you manners?  It’s rude to wear a bluetooth headset in public let alone while being interviewed on national television.  What would you do if your psychiatrist wore one during your sessions?




I KNEW I was going to spot a bluetooth douchebag somewhere in the crowd of obnoxious Lakers fans, so it was just a matter of time after Ron Artest thanked his psychiatrist that he hugged this goofy looking fan and BOOM, there’s a guy closin’ deals in the background.  WTF.  It’s game 7 guy, the only people he’s calling is those who he wants to brag to about being at game 7.  If you’re at an event like that, soak it in, live it up…don’t worry about what other people are going to think of you being there.  That’s true douchebag style.
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Submitted by: Yours Truly


Pink Tootoo Wearing Deal Closing Machine

by Brian on March 23, 2010



Not sure if he’s wearing the bluetooth headset ironically or not…just hoping he’s wearing the tootoo ironically.
Location: CA
Submitted by: @smosh




Apparently this isn’t the first time this BTDB submitter saw this dude with a bluetooth headset in either, so don’t blame the broken down vehicle on his need for the headset.
Location: Corona, CA
Submitted by: Billy