My buddy Jason took this one in a Starbucks, and although you can’t see it in the picture he’s got a gun strapped to his belt. This douchebag is walking around Scottsdale wearing a gun…because he’s hardcore, and you need a gun…in Scottsdale. Douchebag.
Location: Starbucks in Scottsdale, AZ
Submitted by: Jason
Of course you’re sitting by yourself guy, nobody wants to be friends with a bluetooth douchebag!
Location: Columbus, OH
Submitted by: @hownottowrite
“I can smell a MLM sale meeting a mile away. The flashing bluetooth douchepiece err earpiece gave it away.” -kcampos
Location: Starbucks in Phoenix, AZ
Submitted by: @kcampos
Her friend is thinking “Let’s get the hell out of her Sally, before I’m seen with a BTDB!
Submitted by: James Mastercraft
Location: Phoenix, AZ