Category: Florida

OMG Mike WTF ROTFLcopter, Booties, Speedo, Bluetooth & Glassese

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So apparently this was at some client event in Miami and this guy’s name is OMG.  Thoroughly confused? Me too.  Let’s break this one down since there’s so much going on:

  • It’s cold.  How can I tell?  The two people interviewing OMG are bundled up so much that even the camerawoman has to cover her face…or that might be to mask her reaction to this guy’s…well, you know
  • The shade of the sky indicates a sunrise…this guy doesn’t even wait for the sun to come up before doing interviews AND closing deals at the same time!
  • I’m trying to figure out what his tattoo is, either it’s some sort of sea creature or a map to his hidden treasure he just buried in case he stops closing so many deals
  • Is that his big ass truck in the background?  If so then this guy gets a pass…not because it’s a giant expensive truck but because his speedo matches it

Location: Miami
Submitted by: Skippy Matador

From Miami to Phoenix Bluetooth Douchebags in Five Guys Burgers

Skippy Matador’s Picture in Miami’s Five Guys

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BTDB Creator’s Picture in Phoenix’ Five Guys

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As you can see, just because I’m the creator of this website doesn’t make me the best secret agent.  Check out the clarity in Skippy Matador’s picture.  When he sent me the picture this morning I got a craving for Five Guys…then spotted a bluetooth douchebag of my own and got a picture.  COAST TO COAST BABY!  Can you believe the dude up top is actually on his laptop?  Have you ever had a Five Guys burger?  They’re messy and delicious! How can he use a laptop to close deals if it’s got grease all over the keys?  I also like how the guy in my picture is eating with someone, yet still keeps the headset in to show her how important he is.
Location: Miami & Phoenix Five Guys
Submitted by: Skippy Matador & Yours Truly