- That’s not how you do the Heimlich maneuver
- If you’re one of the dudes in the background…get your hands out of your pants
- Don’t lose your contact lens in the club and not expect someone to rub up on you while you’re looking for it
Location: Miami, FL
Submitted by: @nikkiblissmiami
caleb the tard
So one of the inspirations for BluetoothDouchebag.com is of course DirtyScottsdale.com, now known as TheDirty.com. Doing a search on TheDirty.com I found quite a few bluetooth douchebags including this one.
Who’s he talking to?
He’s talking to his financial advisor, trying to figure out why he can’t keep leasing his BMW even though he’s a self proclaimed $30K millionaire.