Category: Clubs

3 Things You Shouldn’t do in the Club



  1. That’s not how you do the Heimlich maneuver
  2. If you’re one of the dudes in the background…get your hands out of your pants
  3. Don’t lose your contact lens in the club and not expect someone to rub up on you while you’re looking for it

Location: Miami, FL

Submitted by: @nikkiblissmiami

Hotlanta – Caleb the Tard from

caleb the tard
caleb the tard

So one of the inspirations for is of course, now known as  Doing a search on I found quite a few bluetooth douchebags including this one.

Who’s he talking to?

He’s talking to his financial advisor, trying to figure out why he can’t keep leasing his BMW even though he’s a self proclaimed $30K millionaire.