Category: Yimmy the Tulip

The High Rollers Bank at the WF

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“Uh, ma’am…this deposit slip doesn’t allow for enough 0’s….I need to withdraw at least 1,000,000 for this weekend’s Vegas trip.”
Location: Wells Fargo, Phoenix AZ
Submitted by: Yimmy the Tulip

Hmmm, Should I Deposit $100,000 or $1,000,000?

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This is what’s known as a “rich man problem” whereby you stress out over how many zeros to add to your deposit.  He could deposit the whole cool million he made that week closin’ deals or keep $900k for some “walking around money” as Adam Carolla would put it.
Location: Wells Fargo in Phoenix, AZ
Submitted by: Yimmy the Tulip

Yimmy the Tulip Nabs Two at Arrowhead Mall

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Yimmy the Tulip had a two-fer one day, caught some guy in either Helzberg diamonds or the Coach store apparently closing enough deals to window show at either one of those stores.  The other guy is apparently closing deals at lunch and not conversing with his friend.  Arrowhead mall is a breeding ground for BTDBs.
Location: Arrowhead Mall, Peoria AZ
Submitted by: Yimmy the Tulip