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That Coffee Won’t Help Your Douchebaggy Ways

by Brian on September 22, 2009

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No matter how much cream & sugar you put in there…you’ll still be a douchebag.

Location: CA

Submitted by: @bleutool

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Old Man in Stater Bros. Counting Change

by Brian on September 22, 2009

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There are two things old people LOVE to do at the checkout…count their change or write checks, yet this guy has joined the bluetooth era???

Location: Stater Bros. (California)

Submitted by: @bleutool

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Is That a Tootsie Roll in Your Ear? Delicious!

by Brian on September 14, 2009

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I’ve never tried flavoring my candy with ear wax…I’ll have to give it a shot next time Halloween rolls around.

Location: Hollywood, CA

Submitted by: @techbabe

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Jabba the Tool

by Brian on September 10, 2009

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I like the “I’m making a very important point” hands forming a triangle

Location: California, Airport

Submitted by: @bleutool

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Crikey, it’s a douchebag safari!

by Brian on September 4, 2009

Bettah be reeeel carefoool!

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Guess who took this one?  You bet! @bleutool from twitter strikes again!  This one is a bit different though because he caught this lil’ guy out of his element which is obviously the Australian outback.  I wonder if that’s what he’s going to rent from Hertz, a Subaru Outback.  I’ll tell you one thing though, he probably doesn’t plan on taking that earpiece out when talking to the service agent.  Can you blame him though?  When you’re as important as he is you have to let everyone know (especially if they work in the service industry) how important you are.

Who’s he talking to?

The guys from Flight of the Conchords, seeing if he can swing by New Zealand while he’s down under in the outback.

-James

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