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BTDB Secret Agents

“Short on hair, big on tooth”

by Brian on September 4, 2009

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Taking a break from his obviously busy job…only has time for a Pepsi people!

Submitted by: @bleutool

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Crikey, it’s a douchebag safari!

by Brian on September 4, 2009

Bettah be reeeel carefoool!

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Guess who took this one?  You bet! @bleutool from twitter strikes again!  This one is a bit different though because he caught this lil’ guy out of his element which is obviously the Australian outback.  I wonder if that’s what he’s going to rent from Hertz, a Subaru Outback.  I’ll tell you one thing though, he probably doesn’t plan on taking that earpiece out when talking to the service agent.  Can you blame him though?  When you’re as important as he is you have to let everyone know (especially if they work in the service industry) how important you are.

Who’s he talking to?

The guys from Flight of the Conchords, seeing if he can swing by New Zealand while he’s down under in the outback.

-James

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Next Flight to Doucheland Has Been Cancelled

by Brian on September 3, 2009

Please Take Off the Earpiece When Speaking With Agents Sir!

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Yet another close and crystal clear shot from @bleutool on Twitter.  I’m always afraid for this BTDB Secret Service Agent because I can just imagine after his pictures are taken, the person turns around and catches them in the act, much like what happened to me at Albertsons.

Who’s he talking to?

US Scareways, wondering if the most recent pilot pension uproar is going to mean even worse customer service…or if the counter employees are mean to him simply because he’s a rude douchebag that won’t take off his earpiece while speaking with someone face to face.

-James

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Costco Cougar Bluetooth

by Brian on August 21, 2009

Another One From BleuTool Secret Agent

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Just another twitpic from BlueTool’s collection (he’s my number one Secret Agent).

He definitely scored major points on this Costco sighting.  My favorite is definitely the rhinestone CABO hat, it just screams “I’m on the phone with my travel agent but my outfit is telling you I’m already in Cabo!”

Her son is probably thinking “Yeah guy, I know…at least you don’t have to be seen with her every damn day! Why do you think I’m making her buy me another Wii game?”

-James

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