TSA Regulations Need to Include Bluetooth Douchebag Restrictions

[singlepic id=566 w=600 h=600 float=center] [ratings] The true deal closers are ones that use every precious second before losing cell reception right up until “wheels up” as they like to say…pretending they’re either pilots or

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[singlepic id=566 w=600 h=600 float=center] [ratings] The true deal closers are ones that use every precious second before losing cell reception right up until “wheels up” as they like to say…pretending they’re either pilots or

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Never Too Old To Close Deals

[ratings] Don’t worry, it’s not one of those Super Sonic XL hearing aids, this is a legitimate bluetooth headset…and perhaps that’s Warren Buffett! Submitted by: @bleutool

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[ratings] Don’t worry, it’s not one of those Super Sonic XL hearing aids, this is a legitimate bluetooth headset…and perhaps that’s Warren Buffett! Submitted by: @bleutool

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He Might be a Douchebag, But That’s One Solid Head of Hair

[ratings] I’m really curious to know what that pamphlet is about, actually both of them, the one in his hand AND his shirt pocket. Submitted by: @bleutool

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[ratings] I’m really curious to know what that pamphlet is about, actually both of them, the one in his hand AND his shirt pocket. Submitted by: @bleutool

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Too Early to Close Deals? Never!

[ratings] Not sure what business is open from 10:30AM to 1:00AM but this guy is on the ball closing deals before the doors even open.  Good job sir! Location: Denver Submitted by: @bleutool

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[ratings] Not sure what business is open from 10:30AM to 1:00AM but this guy is on the ball closing deals before the doors even open.  Good job sir! Location: Denver Submitted by: @bleutool

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Uhhhhh, I’ll Get One Large Business Deal….Animal Style

[ratings] No wonder I’m getting more submissions from In-N-Out, when people are closing deals they truly have to be IN and OUT really quick.  Eating becomes a roadblock to deal closing, not something to be

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[ratings] No wonder I’m getting more submissions from In-N-Out, when people are closing deals they truly have to be IN and OUT really quick.  Eating becomes a roadblock to deal closing, not something to be

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AZCentral.com’s List of Things to do This Weekend

[ratings] Apparently picking peaches while holding what looks like an adopted daughter with a tattoo and closing deals at the same time is on the list of things to do this weekend in Phoenix. Location:

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[ratings] Apparently picking peaches while holding what looks like an adopted daughter with a tattoo and closing deals at the same time is on the list of things to do this weekend in Phoenix. Location:

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In-N-Out of Business Meetings

[ratings] This guy is teaching his kid some bad behavior wearing that thing in public…at least he got him a vanilla shake though. Also, is it just me or does he look like Jimmy Stewart

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[ratings] This guy is teaching his kid some bad behavior wearing that thing in public…at least he got him a vanilla shake though. Also, is it just me or does he look like Jimmy Stewart

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Can You Pass the Money Sauce Please?

[ratings] Simple things required for any human to continue living, such as eating, aren’t slowing this lady down from taking care of business.  I notice there are two beers on the table which means she’s

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[ratings] Simple things required for any human to continue living, such as eating, aren’t slowing this lady down from taking care of business.  I notice there are two beers on the table which means she’s

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Closing Deals at NASCAR – Phoenix International Raceway

I love NASCAR.  Yep, I make fun of people who wear their bluetooth headsets in public but LOVE to watch cars go in circles a few hundred times.  I’ve heard all the jokes but feel

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I love NASCAR.  Yep, I make fun of people who wear their bluetooth headsets in public but LOVE to watch cars go in circles a few hundred times.  I’ve heard all the jokes but feel

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Faisal Shahzad, Attempted Terrorist, is a Bluetooth Douchebag!

[ratings] No wonder he couldn’t pull off his Times Square bomb plot…he was too focused on closing deals at the time! Even Steven Colbert spotted this BTDB! Pay attention at 1:00 in the video: The

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[ratings] No wonder he couldn’t pull off his Times Square bomb plot…he was too focused on closing deals at the time! Even Steven Colbert spotted this BTDB! Pay attention at 1:00 in the video: The

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